Jonathan Goldsmith arrives on set to meet his costar…
This Mule has an extreme toothache
Leave it to …The Most Incredible Man
With his pliers safe and ready for action- he must now sedate this ass.
“He’s Got Me Hypnotized” as the ass relinquishes it’s fear
I have just met…The Most Interesting Man in the World
Anyone say…Dos Equis
Right before this Most Interesting Man was launched into space, he visited Universal Studios backlot to extract a tooth from 4 legged patient. Swiftly, this busy man passes through wardrobe and make-up and visits our tiny European Street that can easily double for Spain. His costar stands patiently, often showing his large yellowish teeth.
As the thirsty dentist arrives on set, he quickly surmises a fix. Having the mule focus on his pocket watch, this Most Interesting Man is able to get the mule to…OPEN WIDE!
Faster than any Dental Service ever performed on me, this Showbiz Donkey plays his part well and the only thing left to say is-“I don’t always drink beer but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis”
Welcome back to Planet Earth, just in time for …KICKOFF!
Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden
Phantom of the Backlots 