MGM Lot 3-Roads Less Traveled

I know the guards, Al Black, pictured in guard shack and MGM Lot 3 entrance. Another grizzled veteran, Les Green. Al was the most difficult guard to escape from due to his athleticism, Les, well, he may just shoot you, MGM security often used “salt rock” in the backlots…Al Black has chased me more than any guard at MGM, he never caught me, he had is hands on me as I jumped off the fence once and I needed stitches to close the gash. He was grabbing my hand right when I jumped. This is a dangerous game of cat and mouse.

My Art Department picture dated Feb 9, 1949-10 A.M, to be exact …Right side of frame has the fence and on the other side is another Eucalyptus Road in a grove on the oil field side.

Every great adventure begins with...A Hole in the Fence. The Eastern MGM border connects to the Southern border here. The fence post “rusted “is original to MGM. The wall you see was also a chain link fence back in the Backlot days.

Just ask Todd Spiegelberg about lurking dangers…The MGM Curse is still in effect...This is the area we snuck in at, the weak link in the chain of fences. I couldn’t help but laugh at his injury, he is now in the club of –Blood Brothers. We have all had bad days, it’s how you earn stripes

Roads less traveled – many still exist. Chances are, you will find me here wondering around Eternity Road. Be careful if your dog picks up the scent of Brimstone.I am the closest thing to Hyder Simpson you will ever meet.

Yellow line indicates the area most used to trespass.In a jungle know for Tarzan...We often Appeared Notice Eucalyptus Road inside MGM, but it has a sister grove on the oil field side of the fence.

This is that Eucalyptus grove today. My dog hunts where Mr. Hyder Simpson and his dog RIP went “coon hunting” in The Twilight Zone.

Wildlife that passes by to this day include…Coyotes, foxes, raccoons, skunks, owls, Canadien Geese, ducks and Crawdaddy’s. I transported crawdad’s from MGM Lot 2, as the lake was being drained once and for all, I transferred the crawfish whose pond was turning to mud, to this MGM lake that partially still exists. Picture me on a ten speed bicycle, going back and forth down Overland with buckets of crawfish hanging on my handle bars. I was so despondent, on a mission of mercy…

A Full Moon- over MGM Lot 3

Many of these trees still exist, witness to all history, both in film and oil production. The drainage channel is here to prevent rain run off from inundating the former MGM Backlot and now it’s replacement …Raintree. This concrete catch basin was a safe refuge, like a trench in WW1. When your being pursued, this was you exit and and security unloads their weapons. Real Combat, happens here!

Original trees east border, wall replaced barb wire fence. The steel pole in the picture most right was for oil well tie downs. This was an oil field when MGM was shooting on their side of the fence. This area has had their oil wells removed that existed going back to 1924. Original trees still can be found all over this development. This lot was the first one I saw demolished, of course I was devastated.

In my MGM Art Still-notice the fence. A four footer with 3 strands of barbwire, Made to discretely blend into the landscape. WLA College lies beyond this area today. The Football Field-the team name in the 70’s, when Warren Moon, NFL Hall of Fammer was the QB, was “The Oilers.”

My first ever sneak in happened at this rock formation which of course is fake. All kinds of platforms to position actors on. Shells remained from Combat, here- and in all the French Villages in the series. That show was all things...GUNFIRE!

Eternity Lane-“Man will walk into hell with both eyes wide open…But even the devil can’t fool a Dog!”No truer words

I live this everyday...Every dog I’ve ever had has watched this episode with me then-then we go relive it!

We Begin in an era of war, “Vietnam”- music “Woodstock” and the infamous MGM Studio Auction.

The landscape we traverse backwards through. MGM filled the 60’s with the best War TV of any studio ever by far. Combat, The Rat Patrol, Garrison’s Gorillas, and Jericho. Features include The Dirty Dozen, The Bridge at Remagen, and Kelly’s Heroes. Ice Station Zebra even filmed here on MGM Lot 3.

The gunfire these shows delivered were twice what you see on your TV screen. Reverse angles create more and more noise, machine guns, rifles and bombs. Part of growing up next to MGM, it was the hook that became overwhelming and fueled an addiction that has never stopped. I have all these series and watch stuff daily-60 years later.

What you may not realize is, half this landscape still exists. On the oilfield property and also WLA College. As flowers bloom, hummingbirds hum and butterflies flutter, I remember when gunfire was king. Upsetting and even terrifying nature’s paradise. The sounds of war are long gone, peace has been achieved.

The Eucalyptus Road was actually two roads, one existing the oil field side and the other on the MGM side of the fence. This is the jungle area of a backlot that covered 67 acres. Three of the four studio fences were framed by Eucalyptus trees. This backlot had more trees than any backlot with Universal a close second, depending on your math. Universal has the most Oak Trees.

Looking back now in a time when almost every old set in existence has been removed from our Hollywood backlots I respect something I never expected to say ” this development captured the spirit of this MGM Lot 3. A partial lake with “my generation of transported Lot 2 crawfish” and many original trees were preserved. I rescued the craw daddy’s from death when they drained the Tarzan Lake on Lot 2 and bucketed them cross town to this former MGM lake. Lot 2,Studio Estates, saved nothing, absolutely nothing.

Plaques of how things were remind all who read them of what once was. I feel like I’m at MGM Lot 3. It is embedded in my mind as if it’s still 1969.

Written and lived by…Donnie Norden

Dick Tracy and some Guest Detectives at Universal

This is 2024, Universal Studios Nissan commercial.But this lighting took me back to a feature we did here titled –Dick Tracy, back in 1990. Starring Warren Beatty and Madonna. Warm up with these first 5 car shots for what follows…

.Cut HereBring in Dick Tracy

The climatic shoot out, probably the best I have ever seen on this lot. A close second is City Heat starring Clint Eastwood and Burt Reynolds

He’s so vain, he probably thinks this song is about him!- So says Carly Simon.

1984 Brownstone Street Universal. A fun, drawn out, exchange of humor mixed with gun fire. This is the same corner Clint says ‘Do you feel Lucky Punk”

Dirty Harry 1971

Telly Savalas, Peter Falk

We are well stocked on this lot with investigators..

We begin on Universal’s original New York Street:

Uniformed officers patrolled around here back in the 70s in Dodge Darts while filming Adam-12. We had our own Fire Company and still do- Engine Company 51. The most famous fire fighters ever to step in front of a camera. We had more detectives than criminals. The one common denominator is the paved streets all this takes place on.

During the time of all these pictures I’ve displayed, they took place on our original New York City streets.Sadly it would burn down, as would its replacement 10 years later. Each rebuild took almost a year to accomplish. The job was titled The Phoenix Project. Up from the ashes we carried on.

The show must go on and this street is our big moneymaker. The best films done here were made on New York One -the original street.

I lived these fires, I have fire pictures from our Fire Department and the challenges they faced, prioritizing the film vaults that were irreplaceable. With everything bad something good surfaces often. Seeing an entire city get rebuilt in the footstep of the original was a historic site to see, the thrill of victory would once again be achieved. Fresh wood dominated the landscape and air we breathed.

To literally see massive 5 story street structures return from the ashes was similar say to a dead plant surprising you with re-life sprout again. I always wondered what it must have been like to have built this street and never figured I’d live to see- not one, but two of these Metropolis’s rebuilt.

Much of Dick Tracy is night scenes to take advantage of lighting effects. Not only were the buildings repainted in brighter hues, but colored gels were put in front of 12 K lights to illuminate these otherwise non descriptive generic streets. Watering down streets also help the color flow be reflective.

I worked days during this film and much of this show was nights. As I arrived at work, I could see the damage filmed the night before. The smells of gunpowder and rubber cement were everywhere the morning after. I could only imagine the mayhem that took place hours before… I couldn’t always be assigned to the shows I’d prefer.

A long standing production electrician and best pal-Greg Bishop, my mentor who has literally seen everything on this backlot told me the shootout he witnessed as the finally was… the most insane thing he ever witnessed on our lot. We walked the bullet ridden sets and damaged cars together while as I tried to imagine what he was saying as we explored the wreckage. Bullet holes and crashed cars litter the streets. The smell of kerosene attaches to everything.

One funny side bar, unless you’re Madonna, is the fact a Glamour Tram clipped her vintage Mercedes Benz. The car was parked outside a soundstage and the 4th car of the tram smacked her car good. That didn’t go over well. Universal flipped the bill for that expensive repair…

The steamy relationship between Warren Beatty and our singing star was in full City Heat during this project. Cherished memories would continue for me on a daily basis for decades to come, as I continue my childhood adventures as a full grown adult that now gets paid for having fun.

That’s how life is suppose to be lived everybody…

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden

The Columbia Ranch-Another Rooftop Story from Yesteryear

An aerial view of the Columbia Ranch in it’s heyday.

January 3, 1981-we begin our rooftop story:

The Boys and I love a good challenge, my gang tonight are all good friends who have grown up together on movie backlots- alongside me. You may recognize their names-Jimmy, Pat and Danny from previous adventures. Tonight, we’re going to do something special –trespass the Columbia Ranch at night. We have done Warner Brothers and Universal in the dark and of course the MGM lots and Desilu, but we’ve yet to tackle this 40-acre ranch.

We arrive by way of Jimmy’s square back VW and park in an empty parking lot behind a barb wire cage that protects Hollywood from onlookers. We sit momentarily staring at a sharply covered brick wall, Blondie sings “Call Me” on the radio and we get out the car and stand on our horseshoes. “They’ve added more barb wire since last visit” I point out. The four of us are sizing up the situation. Looking for the path of least resistance. We see a section of brick wall not wrapped in wire.

This is where the rubber meets the rode and in 30 seconds, we are all now taking cover in nearby bushes inside the backlot. We use a climbing method so simple it childish. One kid puts his hands together forming a cup, the next kid puts his foot in that cup and is lifted high enough to pull himself up to the top. Once there-that kid on top pulls the kid who boosted him upwards by his extended arms. It’s almost like cheating it’s so easy and quick. All you need is the right fence situation, meaning no sharp barbs or edges.

We lurk slowly towards Fantasy Island, which is as dark as you can get. We let our eyes turn into night vision goggles, on the look for the slightest movements. Employees move around in the daylight, but spirits travel at night. We fit right in.

Clocks are unnecessary since we have no where we need to go-we’re in exploration mode. We’ve all been here before and know certain sections better than others. It takes time to learn every square inch of a backlot-it took a couple years of “all the time visitations” to master the MGM backlot 2. The area we that attracts us is the rooftops on the tall New York Skylines. Weaving in between parked Police cars, ambulances, Army trucks, all boxed in tight formation like a Hot Wheels carrying case.

As tempting as it is to sit inside some of these unlocked picture cars from various shows, it’s just not safe yet, that still needs to be determined. Roof tops will determine exactly what and where is safe. Soldier on…we continue behind buildings and through every kind of doorway possible, we arrive at the staircase that takes you 4 stories high where we can get a handle on what we may be in for tonight.

Much of this interior ascension upwards is in Braille- meaning you can’t see. Slowly proceed up each step, making sure- there is a step. Just because- it’s a long fall the higher you go. The rooftop is our sanctuary. It overlooks the entire backlot, this set is in the middle of the backlot with very long distances in each direction to reach safety if being chased. Anything’s possible, but no time to worry, rather time to celebrate…No risk-No reward moment!

We quickly light a joint and take in all our surroundings. A cold breeze blows off tiny sparks like fireflies towards our faces. You know- Danny’s high- when he goes into a music trance and everything becomes part of a Slingerland drum set. Everything…His lap, the wood he’s sitting on, and the guy he’s sitting next to are all make shift drum set pieces. Just the other night we enjoyed Buddy Rich on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.  Danny went completely nuts over this band leader, drummer extraordinaire as did Doc Severinsen. Buddy is the real deal. Rodney Dangerfield added humor as only he can deliver.

Just 3 months ago, exactly where are car is parked tonight, the F.M radio dial, 95.5 KLOS informed us John Bonham, Led Zeppelin’s drummer, passed away. That afternoon we all trespassed this same wall… with very heavy hearts. I digress…

Still up on the roof– Jimmy and I pass this Bomber doobie while game planning what to expect in tomorrows championship football game between the Raiders and the Browns, while Pat sits fixated on the picture cars below. He’s a trespassing Transportation Captain, specializing in cars that aren’t his. Pat and Danny have beards, and Pat has on a Fedora he picked up at MGM awhile back. Up on this roof we must look like an Allman Brothers record cover. The only thing missing are the instrument cases.

We can relax up here because we have the upper hand. No one knows we’re here, and we can see everywhere. There is always anxiety when – traversing in the backlot- since these studios are 24/7. Never take anything completely for granted but it appears tonight it’s just us. Very few lights are on and none where we choose to go.

We retrace the stairway back down and cross a paved street, passing a large circular fountain and square pool. We are a slingshot away now from the Dennis the Menace house now, which I enter for the first time at night. “I too- my little blonde friend- am extremely accurate with rubber band attached to a stick” I say as I open the front door. Just in case he’s hiding in here…

It’s always fun when a group of kids get in character when entering a set with a glorious past-we become that family that was …canceled!

In the dark, at ground level, the large buildings we were just on top of look so imposing. We have a tendency to compare sets we are on to other sets at other studios and that’s because…we’ve seen and touched them all. Both daytime and night time. The night winds down without any unwanted visitors or interventions as we quietly touch back down on the asphalt parking lot where this night began…

40 years later here we are again

A couple of months back, Maureen and I came to the guard shack with high hopes of sharing a little past history and perhaps getting a snapshot or two. We were appropriately dressed. She said I looked like I just stepped out of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” and she was wearing her “C’mon Get Happy” Partridge Family t-shirt. We came to pay a final visit to Columbia Ranch and show our respects and we ended up being the center a “Code 3.” The Burbank Police showed up after an irate guard threw a frenzy as we took pictures at the entrance.

Whatever happened to the Ken Hollywood’s of the world, security guards who double as legends themselves. The icons of MGM security, who wore bright smiles above shiny silver badges. Friends to movie stars and trespassers alike. Guards such as him who would introduce this impressionable teen ager to MGM’s legendary talent. Complete with decades of stories of how wonderful the magic of Hollywood touched all of us.

Written and lived by Maureen Miller and Donnie Norden.

The Partridge Family home

Bewitched Home I took 30 years apart

Dennis the Menace pulling “Opie” on a wagon in front of the home. And the same Home I took while trespassing

I Dream of Jennie home and renovation below it

Under the Rainbow 1981 and my trespassing picture below it

The Partridge Family on Western Street

The Partridge Family on Western Street

The Fantasy Island cottage at Columbia Ranch undressed

And a B&W pic I took of the cottage “dressed

Another B&W set from Fantasy Island on the backlot

Andy Griffith in Savage-1 with my photo on the left

The Walton’s home at Columbia Ranch

Filming Hooper on the backlot and my picture below it

40 years apart, Gate 11 in better days…

Behind me is one upset guard with his camera out and calling police.

We don’t cause trouble-it follows us.



Maureen… I hear trouble behind me…

The police have arrived with sirens no less, we didn’t think it was for us until, they positioned themselves on the street corners. One police car went inside the lot. I quickly concluded it’s time for Bonnie and Clyde to make for the getaway car. We hid behind the white truck before driving past this developing situation. We decided to cover our tracks, literally in a Pullman car at nearby Travel Town to process what just happened. It wouldn’t be the first time a Pullman car would provide a hideout for us. Calmly like the 63 year olds we are, we left the area with one final memory. Maureen and I love backlots – We plead guilty to that charge!

One final Goodbye

I love this studio because it was nestled in with real life normal people living everyday life with a balcony view of the studio. Maureen’s apartment growing up was just outside MGM’s fences. Sequence of pics from off lot, behind house and front door. Picture one of Bewitched house from Oak St. The address used for this fictitious house is 1164 Morning Glory Circle.

“Come and get me Mr. Security Guard- Be careful not to fall in the trench”

Backside New York Street.

I can be found on backlot rooftops…

Looking towards Forest Lawn Drive from the highest vantage point on the Columbia Ranch

Gate 11-Hollywood Way-located behind trees.

The backside view from same roof-a silver spaceship, off in the distance, left side of building. Subtle changes-years apart

The rooftops we are on in my Trespassing Story…

View of Western Town from the highest vantage point I can climb on.

Those rooftops overlook the backlot, a fountain is situated on the front side-in a park setting.This place is like a kid’s toy chest. I’ll take you up there in today’s story, a night time trespassing adventure…This area can double for car salesman Cal Worthington. We can sell you a car,. any car. Common Down, your credits good here!

Some of my Western Street pictures are beginning to fade away

The swimming pool on the lot which can be seen in many movie and television shows

This utility road sits directly behind The Bewitched home on the left, and the studio barbed wire ivy covered fence on the rightOak Street.

A picture that breaks my heart; Then and now

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The Columbia Ranch-Another Rooftop Story From Yesteryear

Maureen and I had to pay a final visit to show our respects and we ended up being the center a “Code 3.” The Burbank Police showed up after an irate guard threw a frenzy as we took pictures at the entrance. We are 63 years old at this point in time. We will start herein the present -before going back in time.

The culprits:

They seem innocent …

Grown up version of this same duo of troublemakers over at the former East End of MGM Lot 3We never stop playing this game!

We don’t cause trouble-it follows us.

I hear trouble behind me…

Behind me is one upset guard with his camera out and calling police.

The police have arrived with sirens no less, we didn’t think it was for us until, they positioned themselves on the street corners. One police car went inside the lot. I quickly concluded it’s time for Bonnie and Clyde to make for the getaway car. We hid behind the white truck before driving past this developing situation. We decided to cover our tracks, literally in a Pullman car at nearby Travel Town to process what just happened. It wouldn’t be the first time a Pullman car would provide a hideout for us. Calmly like the 63 year olds we are, we left the area with one final memory. Maureen and I love backlots – We plead guilty to that charge!

These Stages once used by Bewitched, The Monkees, and The Partridge Family. An entire forest was viciously destroyed in this now desolate area that once was Fantasy Island. Foreground was a lush forest…”we don’t need those anymore.” says the project manager…Disgraceful!

Backside New York Street.

Once Upon a Time this was our entrance.

Gate 11 in better days…

One final Goodbye

Come and get me Mr. Security Guard- Be careful not to fall in the trench”

Fountain foreground, pool behind me. My color and Black and White pictures years apart.

Let’s go on top of the buildings off in the distance. Keep your eyes out for guards…

I can be found on backlot rooftops…

Same rooftop-years apart.

Looking towards Forest Lawn Drive from the highest vantage point on the Columbia Ranch

Gate 11-Hollywood Way-located behind trees.

Same rooftop, same angle, years apart.

The backside view from same roofa silver spaceship, off in the distance, left side of building.

Subtle changes-years apart

Transportation/picture cars. Columbia Ranch stages

Same roofs looking toward Western Street. Very few shots exist from rooftops, these are special-I’m like an owl, watching over everything…

Hoot hoot…

Those rooftops overlook the backlot, a fountain is situated on the front side-in a park setting.This place is like a kid’s toy chest. I’ll take you up there in today’s story, a night time trespassing adventure…

The pool area-fountain is just out of frame.

Dive on in…

Steel structure contained hand props, really cool stuff inside. Trees in back of frame is where Fantasy Island-studio version of Queen Anne Cottage in Arcadia, California. A seldom used nearby location. This ranch reproduced that location.

My pal Jimmy as we approach this backlot version of Queen Anne Cottage. Exterior set duplicated on the Columbia Ranch. Discovery after discovery around every corner.

Welcome to Fantasy Island…You guys remember me?” I met “you all” on your second ever episode-over at MGM lot 2… Pleasure to be here!”I have an amazing story to share on this set in 1977, when I spent the day with this cast and crew. My story is titled “Glass Onion” You will trip out, literally. This colorful event will be in book three, not yet titled- so Stay tuned!

This is a picture of set duplicated at the Ranch. This is the real Queen Anne Cottage.

What’s real and what’s illusion?

Fantasy Island Storage Company-Set decorations as simple as a palm tree, a sign, and tropical jungle reeds save going on location. I was on set at MGM for Fantasy Island. Bert Convy and Robert Clary guest starred with MGM legend Ricardo Montalban. The show had not yet aired, second episode. Plot was about escape from Devil’s Island. This story will be in my 3rd book. Episode Directed by Gene Levitt. Famous for his Combat history at MGM, he also was the Director on The Phantom of Hollywood. A film the parallels my dealings at MGM in the beginning of the 70’s. I’m that Phantom- that plot is ghostly-because it’s my story at that studio. That’s why I’m –The Phantom of the Backlots

TBS Backlot

Walton house over at Columbia Ranch

Replica barn -Columbia Ranch for Waltons reunion.

Original barn set-picture taken by me in 1975. We would later on that holiday afternoon drive a car used in this series and dress in clothing found in trunk as we toured the backlot, in a Waltons car, dressed as family members.” “Hey, where is everybody?…When’s supper?”

“There’s those trespassers again… Kami go back inside…these boys are up to no good!”

Let’s check out that spaceship…yonder apparently we’re not alone

He was a Sheriff on earthI had a fort in his house!

I’ll take the window seat

This backlot is a portal to…Outer Space!

Water tank set on backlot-real homes across from studio on Hollywood Way

This corner was where we entered for over a decade, the parking lot of a shopping center. We would park here, listen to music and plot. That’s the water tank, surrounded by scaffolding. Actors swim inside as cameras film from windows. Universal and MGM also had these heavy duty steel drum sets. Esther Williams made her living in one of these at MGM. Plus she had a deep pool to dive into…

Recent picture where all my adventures began…

As time passed…More barb wire was added and a moat full of alligators…Just to keep me out!

Church from outside studio

Church inside studio

Backlot fencing, covered with ivy. On the other side is a utility road. This public street is Oak St.

I love this studio because it was nestled in with real life normal people living everyday life with a balcony view of the studio. Maureen’s apartment growing up was just outside MGM’s fences. Sequence of pics from off lot, behind house and front door. Picture one of Bewitched house from Oak St. The address used for this fictitious house is 1164 Morning Glory Circle.

Just inside the fence on Oak St.-This utility road separating the public street “Oak” from Samantha Stevens home in Bewitched.This is picture 2 of 3

The most familiar angle of the three...The front door of the Bewitched home.

This series aired from 1964 to 1972. Created by Sol Saks. 254 episodes were created, most directed by William Asher. Hanna-Barbera produced the opening and closing animated credits…

Bewitched is rated number 50 in TV Guides fifty greatest TV shows of all time.

When I started in the business as a Teamster-driver I met drivers from shows with stories to share. One of these men was Elizabeth Montgomery’s personal driver. No star was as nice as this beautiful witch. Very caring, generous and giving. She is famous for special Christmas presents. One of my first TV Star crushes!

The studio residential neighborhood- a slingshot from real people’s homes with everyday normal lives.These homes were built between 1946 and 1951.

Front and side viewDennis the Menace’s house.

1981 Ghost Town-This is where trespassers are hung!

Ghost Town bus break down...Partridge Family 1970 Christmas episode.

Gold Rush turns to Ghost Town. A window/wild wall put up for this shot-middle of street. Atmosphere extras replaced by tumbleweeds blown by a wind machine.

1970 meets 1981

Is that David Cassidy on those steps strumming his guitar? Andy Griffith is also a Singing sheriff over at Desilu

Merry Christmas from the Partridge Family- 1970

Same Saloon entrance-10 years apart…

More backlot musicians policing the old west. The Monkees were not an organic band. They were successfully cast by Hollywood for this series. Picture on left- you can see sky through upstairs windows. Picture on right in same saloon the Partridge Family wished you a very 70’s Merry Christmas.

The Monkees became a huge pop culture sensation with four chart topping albums and three chart topping songs. “Last Train to Clarksville,” “I’m a Believer” and ‘Daydream Believer.”They sold 75 million records world wide…A little know fact is- David Bowie’s real name is David Jones, he changed it to Bowie because of the success David Jones was having as a MonkeeThe rest is history!

This Ranch is like a movie museum…

The stories these old sets can tell…

Sets used in Hooper- I met Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham back here when this was going on. Story in detail in- Book Three.

I love Stunts…I loved this studio!

Welcome to season three of…The Phantom of the Backlots

Or does it?…

Introduction...I hope all is well with my fans- I look forward to personally reuniting with all of you. I disappeared to focus on my books. Out of the mist, under the cover of darkness-I’ve reappeared. The Uninvited Visitor is now available on Amazon.

On the One Hundredth Anniversary of MGM Studios, I’m proud to go back 50 years with my own stories and experiences at this legendary movie studio that ended up having a major impact on how my life would play out. The MGM Effect is real, I salute you MGM as I would any dear friend I’ve known so long. We shared so much fun together, you’re forever part of my DNA. From hundreds of tiny wooden slivers, a few small yet still distinguishable scars from cuts and stitches from long ago that required a few trips to the ER for repairs. And a tooth that broke and ripped through my lower lip while running through buildings on New York Street. That’s not counting several other…near misses!

A third book detailing MGM’s final years 1977-80 will be my next and final installment. T.U.V will travel back through 1975/1976. A lot happened in these two years including my final stories involving Desilu as it disappears and literally becomes… Gone With the Wind.

Meanwhile a blockbuster film titled King Kong moves in at MGM and that set becomes my home. I will take you to Skull Island. Climb the walls with me in a story titled Dark Side of the Moon. I even briefly go inside Kong as he arrives on the backlot. That story is titled…Welcome to the Machine.

So without further ado, sit back, relax, smoke a cigar and enjoy the show…it’s a 70’s Rock and Roll-experience, like no other. As MGM celebrates 100 today, lets trespass back in time to the most recent backlot no longer in existence.

My favorite books on MGM Studios. Arnold Gillespie was truly The Wizard. His career at MGM was so long that he worked on the original Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ (1925) and its remake Ben-Hur (1959) and the original Mutiny on the Bounty (1935) and its remake Mutiny on the Bounty (1962). Buddy G. will explain how each challenging scene was put together and captured for eternity. When you finish this large book, you will have an engineering degree involving how movies are made. A tip of the hat to Mr. Robert Welch on such a marvelous presentation on his legendary grandfather.

Dear Pal- Steven Bingen captures a history both in pictures and interviews in his two hard covered books pictured here. Proudly, I’m part of “The MGM Effect,” no one ever was probably more “effected” than me in that fairy tailish wonderland I had the pleasure of growing up inside of.

Warner Bros. Closes the Gates on what was a very special…backlot

Pretty amazing the final events that have taken place around this Burbank facility. The fact it’s so popular makes you wonder why tours were not offered in the Warner Studio Tour. This lot wasn’t always connected to Warners or TBS, it had rich history as Columbia Pictures. I am positive many historians would have flipped a hundred dollars for a final Curtain pulling event on this backlot.

Who doesn’t love studio history-Studio executives -that’s who!

Maureen and I have seen this movie before at- MGM, lots 2/3, and Desilu in Culver City. Now this legendary backlot all TV Land viewers have grown up inside of-has bitten the dust. The difference was the internet didn’t exist then and only we seemed to care. Apparently, this tear down spread like wild fire thanks to this cyber world we all now live in. You can’t rebuild it now and many things could have been auctioned and a more creative demolition or reimplementation in this land of captured memories. The park and fountain, and some wonderful mature trees who were part of all this backlots history could and should have been incorporated to respect the past in what will now be a concrete jungle of endless stages. A campus setting blending past, present and future- Not to be-thanks to contemporary visionaries.

At least MGM, RKO/Desilu and 20th Century Fox offered up incredible bargains of a historic nature. Desilu was like some circus that left town and not everything was packed on the train.

But not this place, not this legendary ranch “don’t even look inside or I’m calling the cops!”

Go ahead, just saying- Hi, is all” was how my exchange with security at Gate 11 began as Maureen and I paid our last visit.

Whatever happened to the Ken Hollywoods of the world, security guards who double as legends themselves. The icons of MGM security, who wore bright smiles above shiny silver badges. Friends to movie stars and trespassers alike. Guards such as him who would introduce this impressionable teen ager to MGM’s legendary talent. Complete with decades of stories of how wonderful the magic of Hollywood touched all of us. Both those who wear shiny black shoes and those of us wearing worn out tennis shoes…we embraced history under that famous Lion logo.

For my third book which is in the works, ironically, I have a story that starts at this exact gate… Gate 11-Columbia Ranch. The story is Hooper, starring Burt Reynolds. Security, back in 1978, greets me and my actor friend Tim that morning, reminding us the speed limit and rules we should know. Tim was a bit actor in this and many other films.

If I followed every rule, we wouldn’t have all this content I present you. The Ten Commandments are the rules Maureen and I were taught to follow in our Catholic upbringing way back in our early years, we rationalized that trespassing isn’t specifically addressed as a sin in any one of those commandments. Never did we feel we were doing wrong…because this is not on Catholic school lists of sins.”…Thank God!

Like a King and a Queen, we’ve sat in carriages used by movie royalty. We occupied Castles, steeples of every size and shape, including trying on left behind wardrobe from ancient times. From tree stumps with tunnels underneath to famous prisons, we became part of the dangerous landscape…literally. We kept finding things others who preceded us overlooked. Most recently, Marion Davies and her Divine spirit allowed me to rescue a vital link dating back to Hollywood’s earliest days. As if we were selected to pass on these magical heirlooms of motion picture history.  We gratefully accept the challenge bestowed upon us. You can be anything you wish to be once inside these fences. These backlots were where we grew up, truly our “Home Sweet Home.”

January 3, 1981-we begin our rooftop story:

The Boys and I love a good challenge, my gang tonight are all good friends who have grown up together on movie backlots- along side me. You may recognize their names-Jimmy, Pat and Danny from previous adventures. Tonight, we’re going to do something special –trespass the Columbia Ranch at night. We have done Warner Brothers and Universal in the dark and of course the MGM lots and Desilu, but we’ve yet to tackle this 40 acre ranch.

We arrive by way of Jimmy’s square back VW and park in an empty parking lot behind a barb wire cage that protects Hollywood from onlookers. We sit momentarily staring at a sharply covered brick wall, Blondie sings “Call Me” on the radio and we get out the car and stand on our horseshoes. “They’ve added more barb wire since last visit” I point out. The four of us are sizing up the situation. Looking for the path of least resistance. We see a section of brick wall not wrapped in wire.

This is where the rubber meets the rode and in 30 seconds we are all now taking cover in near by bushes inside the backlot. We use a climbing method so simple it childish. One kid puts his hands together forming a cup, the next kid puts his foot in that cup and is lifted high enough to pull himself up to the top. Once there-that kid on top pulls the kid who boosted him upwards by his extended arms. It’s almost like cheating it’s so easy and quick. All you need is the right fence situation, meaning no sharp barbs or edges.

We lurk slowly towards Fantasy Island, which is as dark as you can get. We let our eyes turn into night vision goggles, on the look for the slightest movements. Employees move around in the daylight, but spirits travel at night. We fit right in.

Clocks are unnecessary since we have no where we need to go-we’re in exploration mode. We’ve all been here before and know certain sections better than others. It takes time to learn every square inch of a backlot-it took a couple years of “all the time visitations” to master the MGM backlot 2. The area we that attracts us is the rooftops on the tall New York Skylines. Weaving in between parked Police cars, ambulances, Army trucks, all boxed in tight formation like a Hot Wheels carrying case.

As tempting as it is to sit inside some of these unlocked picture cars from from various shows, it’s just not safe yet, that still needs to be determined. Roof tops will determine exactly what and where is safe. Soldier on…we continue behind buildings and through every kind of doorway possible, we arrive at the staircase that takes you 4 stories high where we can get a handle on what we may be in for tonight.

Much of this interior ascension upwards is in Braille- meaning you can’t see. Slowly proceed up each step, making sure- there is a step. Just because- it’s long fall the higher you go. The rooftop is our sanctuary. It overlooks the entire backlot, this set is in the middle of the backlot with very long distances in each direction to reach safety if being chased. Anythings possible, but no time to worry, rather time to celebrate…No risk-No reward moment!

We quickly light a joint and take in all our surroundings. A cold breeze blows off tiny sparks like fireflies towards our faces. You know- Danny’s high- when he goes into a music trance and everything becomes part of a Slingerland drum set. Everything…His lap, the wood he’s sitting on, and the guy he’s sitting next to are all make shift drum set pieces. Just the other night we enjoyed Buddy Rich on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.  Danny went completely nuts over this band leader, drummer extraordinaire as did Doc Severinsen. Buddy is the real deal. Rodney Dangerfield added humor as only he can deliver.

Just 3 months ago, exactly where are car is parked tonight, the F.M radio dial, 95.5 KLOS informed us John Bonham, Led Zeppelin’s drummer, passed away. That afternoon we all trespassed this same wall… with very heavy hearts. I digress…

Still up on the roof– Jimmy and I pass this Bomber doobie while game planning what to expect in tomorrows championship football game between the Raiders and the Browns, while Pat sits fixated on the picture cars below. He’s a trespassing Transportation Captain, specializing in cars that aren’t his. Pat and Danny have beards, and Pat has on a Fedora he picked up at MGM awhile back. Up on this roof we must look like an Allman Brothers record cover. The only thing missing are the instrument cases.

We can relax up here because we have the upper hand. No one knows we’re here, and we can see everywhere. There is always anxiety when – traversing in the backlot- since these studios are 24/7. Never take anything completely for granted but it appears tonight it’s just us. Very few lights are on and none where we choose to go.

We retrace the stairway back down and cross a paved street, passing a large circular fountain and square pool. We are a slingshot away now from the Dennis the Menace house now, which I enter for the first time at night. “I too- my little blonde friend- am extremely accurate with rubber band attached to a stick” I say as I open the front door. Just in case he’s hiding in here…

It’s always fun when a group of kids get in character when entering a set with a glorious past-we become that family that was …canceled!

In the dark, at ground level, the large buildings we were just on top of look so imposing. We have a tendency to compare sets we are on to other sets at other studios and that’s because…we’ve seen and touched them all. Both daytime and night time. The night winds down without any unwanted visitors or interventions as we quietly touch back down on the asphalt parking lot where this night began…

40 years later here we are again

We came to the guard shack with high hopes of sharing a little past history and perhaps getting a snapshot or two. We were appropriately dressed. She said I looked like I just stepped out of “Once Upon a Time in Hollywood,” and she was wearing her “C’mon Get Happy” Partridge Family t-shirt.

Ch-ch-changes… The former Columbia Ranch is now run by Warner Brothers. Columbia Pictures can now be found on the iconic and still standing MGM lot. Just the names changed. This backlot was entered off a street named Hollywood Way and was the best backlot still standing … it will truly be missed.

I conclude this post with another picture drop presentation of my pictures tied into the past, from a couple of old folks who cherish places like this and will never forget all things we experienced inside. Put up all the cameras and barb wire you wish- but you can’t take our memories Warner Brothers.

Written and lived by Maureen Miller and Donnie Norden.

Billy Preston goes rooftops again with The Phantom of Hollywood.

Rockstars arrive like this…Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees at LAX Los Angeles.

Let’s go get…Billy Preston

The legendary Apple Records rooftop concert January 30th, 1969

Ladies and Gentleman….The Beatles- Billy Preston on keyboards.

Billy Preston’s rooftop performance at the MGM Backlot. 1977 -8 years after The Beatles last public performance.

I could hear this performance at my house, I live that close to MGM.

I’m surrounded by rockstars…I’m trespassing. Peter Frampton who is still basking in Frampton Comes Alive success, is on one side of me, while Billy spins around in circles… Welcome to My Life…

We are all- Staying Alive

Get Back with Billy, trumpet in hand.

Billy Preston exiting the rooftop, Here Performing Get Back. He is attached to a crane by way of a cable and harness. Soundtrack is booming loud in this shot. This song was performed twice on the 1969 rooftop.

Billy at this time was his own smash hits. His songs were always on The Radio… “Outta Space,”Going Round in Circles,” and ” Nothin for Nothin” are all big hits. Billy also played with The Rolling Stones in 1976, the year previous to his role in “Sargent Pepper.” The Stones let Billy do his stuff on the “It’s Only Rock and Roll Tour.” Ron Wood was the newest figure in The Rolling Stones back in this time. He left that legendary band that amazingly still performs, unhappy lack of credit for “Melody.”

Guess who’s in this picture I took…The Bee Gees and Peter Frampton. They had to duck when pyro is ignited. I was there but we could see this from my house. Cover of my next book, I’ll take there as only I can do. No release day set yet for my 3rd book.

Hollywood Gold…A land where Rock Stars, Movie Stars, and Giant Robots can be found side by side. All you have to do is climb these fences.

My Life”

Let’s live this together in June Gloom that surrounds me as I punch keys in Liverpool weather. A British Invasion took over the infamous MGM Lot 2 in 1977. The year prior- King Kong, the 40 ft Robot, was the big star. But promoter Robert Stigwood, CEO of RSO records wanted to capitalize on the Mega success of Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees. To do this, Robert decided to unite big bands on this backlot in a film titled “Sgt. Pepper”

Just prior to this film, Robert produced Saturday Night Fever. During shooting of Sargent Pepper, those Bee Gee guys filmed a video for Robert titled “Staying Alive.” I watched as the stars left their main set in Heartland and mover further into the backlot where the TV series Combat was filmed. I happened to be in a church steeple often used in war that was a balcony of sorts to overlook the backlot. Low and behold below before my eyes and ears – a rock video is being made, long before MTV.

A dream come true for this long haired teen age boy. I was the most popular kid in school “when I showed up,” anyways. My priority and allegiance has always belonged to this film factory first. I went to school for drugs and to develop my film and rolls of pictures shot on Hollywood’s backlots.

My photography teacher once asked, “How do you get these pictures?” My answer was simple “with a camera sir,” somethings are better left unsaid. This was the music scene in 1977, I will hold you by the hand and take you to see the artists that dominated the Radio Waves and album stores.

If a girl wanted to go with me, all she had to do is climb a fence, easier said than done. Kids at school knew I was a “can’t miss party!”

I would see stars who partied all night and lip synced all day. No real lines, just happy yet sometimes tired faces. Peter Frampton had been promised the Beatles would get involved with this film but they never did. That upset Mr. Frampton who grew up in England idolizing that band. Who didn’t…

The only star with lines is George Burns who was coming off the feature “Oh God.”

The first day on the set was a press conference with all the heavyweights in our Small Town Square, now for this film named Heartland. As the stars unite for promotional obligations on day one, tiny friction occurs. The Bee Gees aren’t happy- Peter gets top billing. When it is Peter’s turn to promote, he is tripped while walking up to the podium, by a Bee Gee who stuck his leg out. Probably Barry who was one of this shows producers. Turns out that band wanted Andy Gibb to play Billy Shears.

Two Alpha Dogs don’t fit in the same room. We have a whole summer ahead and already not every body is happy, welcome to “Day One.” Peter would later claim he wouldn’t have done this film had he had know the Beatles were not involved. George Martin lied to him. Worse royalties were disappearing at an alarming rate. Little did I know then, Peter had reached his Azimuth in fame and fortune, a shop decline is what would be next for this Cover Boy of the 70’s.

At the premier in NYC on 7/13/1978, Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr did attend. When George Harrison was asked about this he responded “I think they ruined there careers, asking them to be- The Beatles.” True, I would concur, but these bands were already catapulted too close to sun and other situations involving fame, insane money and drugs would begin a downward spiral.

George, you said it best –All things Must Pass. Nothing lasts forever.

At the end of this film, looking backwards, I would say “We all had a real Good Time.” I did anyways….

Written and lived by…Donnie Norden

The Muppets

The interior sets was built at Universal Studios, Stages 27/28

We wish to thank all the little people behind the scenes who helped us achieve this plateau.”

Hollywood Blvd was closed for two nights in January 2011 to film “Life’s a Happy Song,” the final musical number in the film.

When your Hot …Your Hot!

The skies the limit!

Let’s head to the After Party! … Where’s the Limos?

More Awards for my office…YES!

Let’s go inside these doors of Kermit the Frogs office.

A typical Hollywood set with enchanting actors going over their lines…

This film ended up grossing over 165 million dollars…Making these furry creatures the more popular than the human actors along side them.

We need room for more awards…

Kermit’s office was built on Stage 27, Universal Studios.

Extraordinary set dressing, recreating a vintage Hollywood Bungalow.

Built for a tycoon frog…

Ms Linda Ronstsadt…

This guy is not your ordinary Toad

Thanks for stopping by Linda!

The funniest man in HollywoodSteve Martin

Dam-This Jerk plays a mean Banjo!

My make believe world before Muppet’s existed...That Battleship in foreground fired missiles, spring loaded! Take that you Muppets! My mom bought me the coolest toys. Long before Muppets existed.

Well before The Muppets, this was what my generation watched. This show was “‘Dope

Behave yourself you little toad!

Can somebody cool down this stage please…

Hold me closer please Raquel…Why are your ears standing up?

I’m Bad –You know it”

Whose Bad !

Bob Hope and similar looking Muppet…”Bob ,we have the same nose.Right side -Kermit fast talking with a legend!

My Pal from King Kong-Charles Gordon, on the right -Mr Dom DeLouise

Kermit’s wall of fame continues..

We grew up watching The Brady Bunch Florence…I had a thing for Marcia”

One of the funniest men in Hollywood-Rich Little

Sing along if you dare- Mr. Ray Charles. He has the beautiful teeth all the Muppets would die for, let alone the voice.

George Hamilton and John Ritter vying for the same PIG…What a lucky swine!

Leading Ladies… meet Oscar the Grouch

Kermit and his honors fill this room.

Awards never stopped rolling in

Fabulous items in Kermit’s office

Play some more Linda Ronstadt...

This backstage area was built on Stage 28-The Phantom of the Opera Stage

Can we all get seated…

The Paris Opera House, stands overlooking the recreation of the Chinese Theater-Backstage.

This theater was built on Stage 28, the historic Phantom of the Opera set and the greatest sound stage in Hollywood history.

Just outside the El Capitan Theater on Hollywood Blvd is proof of their claim to fame…Bravo my little friends.

Exit Stage Right

Written and lived by… Donnie Norden…

Kermit the Frog’s Office at Universal Studios

Step inside Kermit the Frog’s iconic office at Universal Studios and take a peek at the magic behind the scenes! From Hollywood sets to famous faces, this is a whirlwind tour of the enchanting world within the walls of Stage 27 and 28.

Hollywood Magic Unveiled

Interior Sets at Universal Studios
Step into the enchanting interior sets at Universal Studios, where the magic comes to life.

A Night to Remember

Hollywood Blvd Closed for Filming
Experience the glamour as Hollywood Blvd was closed for filming “Life’s a Happy Song,” a memorable moment captured forever on film.

The After Party Awaits!

The After Party
Let’s head to the After Party and soak up the star-studded atmosphere – where’s the limos, you ask?

A Glimpse of Nostalgia

Vintage Hollywood Bungalow
Marvel at the extraordinary set dressing, perfectly recreating a vintage Hollywood bungalow.

Wall of Fame

Kermit's Wall of Fame
Explore Kermit’s wall of fame, a tribute to the stars that have graced the timeless Hollywood sets.

Star-Studded Encounters

George Hamilton and John Ritter
Dive into the world of Hollywood legends as George Hamilton and John Ritter vie for the spotlight alongside the beloved Muppets.

The Phantom’s Stage

The Paris Opera House
Behold the grandeur of The Paris Opera House, overlooking the spectacular recreation of the Chinese Theater backstage.

Experience the charm, the glitz, and the timeless allure of Kermit the Frog’s office at Universal Studios, where fantasy meets reality in the most enchanting way.

Alfred Hitchcock Presents; The Case of the Mysterious Orbs

Good Evening …

This rugged section of Universal Studios is rumored to be notoriously haunted by Spirits in the Night. This digital picture surprised me beyond belief. When I took it, I didn’t see these floating white objects that are dominating the skies right behind…The Psycho House.

Even camping isn’t safe around here…This tent is under attackFrom Orbs! Enlarge floating white circular objects as we try to find clues.

This very poor fellow has 2 Orbs examining him…

Orbs and zombies attract…Both shots their are floating visitors…

The Jurassic Park visitor center is it’s own ...Haunted House. It’s behind this facade the Orbs have taken over.

In the early 80’s, Universal tamed this wildness area that at parts still are similar to Topanga Canyon. At night its pitch dark up here. The wild life takes over. Coyotes hunt, a pack of deer must remain alert for their young. Owls warn everybody they are being watched. Backlot folklore stories exist of a car going over the side of a cliff in this area and the deceased wasn’t found right away.

The War of the Worlds 747 crash is a perfect spot for this communion taking place between the dead and these Orbs. Wouldn’t you know the Psycho House would be in the middle of this mystery from The Outer Limits

Inside this house strange things happen...Animation technicians reported several lit candles inside when they were checking on mother upstairs, at her window. A seance appeared to have taken place all night with background noise of bull frogs croaking, crickets, and the terrifying sounds of coyotes hunting close by.

Orbs one at tire and several all over the crash site.

The story you’re about to hear is real, no photo shop. “You see what I see” as we begin;

Early morning at work, my services were required to this area loaded with sets. In the month of October, Halloween Haunts loads in. I love Halloween so I toured the site the following morning after a sold out crowd was frightened to death the previous night in this exact area. A ghoulish and sinister environment surrounded me as I snapped off pictures on my cell phone.

Nothing seemed unusual at all, just me and dead people- distributed everywhere, in every way, in every position and their final strange fate. The wilderness was very still, spookily still. Because just last night, fairly late, this was the most active area on the lot. There are several sets here, the 747 crash built by War of the Worlds film company, Paramount Pictures. Another Spielberg set is barely hidden behind the plane and that was the Visitor Center for Jurassic Park- 1

Terror needs a home and Alfred Hitchcock provides us that.It oversee’s this entire haunted wasteland. When this photo op became something more to me just happened recently, inspiring this story. As I looked over these pictures and found un-regularities in these photos not seen by my naked eye. These pictures involving morbid situations have visitors.

White Floating Orbs…

They are everywhere, silent, invisible to the naked eye, but alive and well on digital photography. All occurred in a cove and backroad area know to be haunted for decades. Did I capture something here, like the Loch Ness Monster. Zoom in on these circles an embryo type image may be seen.

This is not a joke I’m playing here “you see what I see”

From the lot that brought you Cowboys and Aliens, This has no logical explanation. Unidentifiable by radar, similar to drones, but with a hankering for blood.

I wish Steven Spielberg or Alfred Hitchcock had there cameras rolling up here this morning.

This entire area is Psycho…

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden

Planet of the Apes -The Evolution of A Kingdom

I wore that helmet as security had a conniption fit and had me removed. It was Urko’s leather helmet, he was the Alpha Ape, hunting the humans. Ron Harper costar was a regular at this backlot in Garrison’s Gorillas, a series with Nothing to do with Apes! -MGM war TV series in the 60’s.

Whose the old guy with the glasses?

Whose’s the young guy with the Hawk?A bit of Ape Envy.

Where’s catering located?

Found it! Prosthetics make eating an adventure. Like conversing with a mouthful of Novacaine.

We fixed your hair, but those cigarettes keep messing up your lips.

Roddy McDowell-leaning on subway, smoking, wearing a blue robe. He is going over opening scene. Just exited a prolonged make up session and from here goes to wardrobe. 1974-This upcoming scene is that of a EarthQuake. The sidewalk below will collapse into a subway track.

Two Apes, resting on box-having a smoke also. All these Apes relax by smoking, like a futuristic Marlboro commercial.

I’m hiding upstairs, “No Cameras” rule enforced…I was a guest, but MGM security got involved and called me “The most dangerous boy in Hollywood” Funny thing is -I was wearing Urko’s helmet, hands, and looking over his rifle when MGM freaked out. This is a 20th Century Fox Production. MGM security got their way and escorted me of lot. Actors had taken off some of their wardrobe gear for lunch and I was trying on the stuff left sitting on there chairs when Bronco Bob Coleman of MGM Security arrived and had a conniption fit!

I’m located top floor-this building. Roddy’s cigarette smoke drifted upwards and I inhaled his expulsion “drags”

Train station on left-Brownstone on right. Roddy visited with about 10 kids, standing on crates watching this scene filmed from the train tracks along Lot 2. Ron waved to us but Roddy visited, mimicked ape gestures and reached up with his “hairy hands” to touch our ‘dirty hands” as we all bonded.

A younger Ron Harper…same set-Grand Central Station. Series ran from 1967-68. A West Point Grad, Lt. Garrison, commands a group of convicts behind Nazi lines. Same narrative as The Dirty Dozen

Genius at work…His legend started with American Werewolf in London, where he won his first Academy Award for Make-Up. As this series of films progressed, Rick took over- turning humans into apes.

Transformation -Man to Wolf. Rick won his first Academy Award creating these effects.Scary stuff is his specialty...”Insert hand here to operate”

Rick spent countless hours at the zoo studying Gorillas for this part.1976-Rick was the actor inside the suite.

This kind of make up makes for extremely long days. Costumes and masks in particular get hot inside. His day has just begun as this actor, Bill Corso, contemplates his career. Rick started working with Dick Smith in 1972 on The Excorcist.

Modern make-up session…

Roddy in make up- before Rick Baker took this over. Close by- is a pack of cigarettes. His face is now extremely flammable. 1968

Two MGM Studio icons...Ricardo Montalban and Roddy McDowell on left. Mark Lenard wearing “my helmet”right.

This would become the lovable E.T

1982 E.T

Filmed at Culver City Studios, other classics filmed here include King Kong 1933, Gone With the Wind 1938, and Citizen Kane 1941add E.T to this list.

Movie making evolution of all things film. This was before CGI took over so much of this industry.

Let’s Roll Cameras...Action

1974- On Location at the MGM Back Lot 2,…We Begin;

Like all other young boys, I loved this show beyond end. Of course I saw the films, starting in the 60’s, but low and behold, that theater box office success bled off to a very expensive T.V series. MGM Backlot 2 became the devastated location for the pilot episode. Broken cement was trucked in as set decor simulating Earth Quake damage.

The prep of the street took approximately a month, then it stood on hold while awaiting the ratings of the first 6 episodes. Sadly, the series was canceled, but many scenes were filmed not just on New York Street but all over the backlot. Tarzan’s lake and Grand Central Station were also used. The star besides Roddy was Ron Harper and he has quite the backlot history himself.

Roddy was one of MGM’s child stars and worked with Elizabeth Taylor on Lassie. Ron filmed at almost every set on this backlot in a series almost entirely filmed on MGM’s backlots. I can tell you – Roddy has a innocent charm that is itself childish.

During filming on the MGM backlot, word spread around my high school that “Apes were on loose” on the backlot. It actually became out of control, kids everywhere, rooftops, windows, and doorways. Things came to a head with “production” when a kid walked out of a doorway while the camera was rolling. Now the line has been crossed, so Roddy to the rescue.

Roddy took charge, he invited every trespasser to stand behind camera, on set. He used his fame and clout to out rank the director and U.P.M, allowing the biggest group of trespassers ever to witness many action scenes to come that afternoon.

Wonderful memories that I shared in my First Book, The one with the Big Green Fence as the cover. Read “Hole in the Fence” for the best stories ever- behind the scenes of the Golden Age of Hollywood. I conclude with a reflection later in life at Universal Studios. Roddy was starring in Tales of the Gold Monkey. A Friday night in a crashed plane in a jungle setting, I had to ask him Do you remember the chaos on the Apes set at the MGM backlot in 1974″…He laughed, took a drag off a cigarette, stared deeply in my eyes and after a pause said “Yes I do” Well Roddy, I was one of those kids!

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden

Warner Brothers-Two Parties… 34 Years Apart

Melanie Griffith, Don Johnson, Arnold/Maria

Kurt Russell, Goldie Hawn, Sally Field

Ronald/Nancy Reagan

George Lucas,Kate Capshaw, Steven Spielberg

Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, Kim/Alec

Clint Eastwood/ Maggie Johnson, Arnold/ Maria

Ernest and Tova Borgnine

Tom Selleck/ Jillie Mack

Bruce Willis/Demi Moore

Sylvester Stallone

Kevin and Lily Costner

Liza Minnelli

I caught this moment on The Red Carpet

Alec Baldwin/Kim Basinger

Connie Stevens

Captain Jack Nicholson

Jack Nicholson seated behind driver Don Luntzel- ready to get this party started! Universal’s Logo is covered up by a W.B. Logo...Welcome Aboard The Glamour Tram, where we always keep it Safe and Slow

Most the time anyways…Did we lose Jack?

Left to right-Malcom Mazer, Donnie Norden. Don Luntzel, Mark Murphy. Your drivers for this evening’s gala-event.

A Warner Brothers female guide/historian squeezed in between four Universal Teamsters. I’m a bit embarrassed, it appears- I’ve never stood aside an attractive woman before. “I’m like a puppy dog.”

The entire Universal ensembleGuides and Drivers. A phone booth behind me- outside stages to call- Central Casting!…”Anything available tomorrow?…sure I can play an Indian”

Bruce and Demi getting ready to board The Glamour Tram.

Richard Gere looking decadent…

Jack Valenti- long time President of the Motion Picture Association of America.

Jeff Goldblum, all slickered up- making his way tram ward.

Warner Brother’s Huge hit wasBatman. Here is the more modern Batmobile. June 2, 1990

Cars change but friends last forever…Darnell Norman looking dapper as ever, Universal Electrician of the stars…

The latest style of crime fighting ..May 5, 2024

As a kid, dressed as Batman and staring through a chain link fence at Desilu, the dynamic duo sped by me leaving me in a cloud of dust. A moment that seems like yesterday, yet nearly 60 years ago.

Where’s the stereo? -This version had an 8 track player. Don’t pull that handle, that’s the parachute!

The 1920’s greet us on New York Street. In 1981, Blade Runner took over this entire street for a 90 day shooting schedule. June 2nd 1990.

The silent era, here comes The Flapper Girls.

Patriotic indeed, many political figures are in attendance.

Flag of the Free-Home of the Brave. 34 years apart-Nation Anthem

A dance floor in a town know for Dukes of Hazzard. Lyle and Marty Lundin, Dear friends of mine. Lyle was the House Electrician for The iconic- Universal Amphitheater.

This band performed music from Earth,Wind and Fire, Tower of Power and opened with Kool and the Gang’s Hollywood Swinging. A really tight band, rich in sound that carried through the entire backlot.

Wait…I know (That Girl) Maureen Miller live on stage, My female trespassing accomplice, she didn’t have to climb fences this nightbut she could !

I’m just going to crash here tonight…

June 2, 1990Warner Brothers

A Red Carpet Evening rededicating Warner Brothers as the “Brand” going forward. This studio was founded in 1923 by four brothers, the most famous being Jack Warner. This event would go-down in history as #12 of all-time parties/events. The Burbank Studios experiment ended, and the famous Warner name was restored at this official event I was lucky enough to have had an active part in.

David Wolper, who just produced the pageantry of the 1984 Olympics, Steven Spielberg and Jack Haley Jr. were hired to put on this event. The company invited everyone who ever worked at Warners and combined two soundstages representing Rick’s Cafe in “Casablanca” with a backlot tram tour of their legendary backlot.

That’s where I step in, “I drive trams” and I like to party.

Since Mr. Spielberg was involved in planning, trams are a daily occurrence on the Universal lot where his Amblin Offices are located. Why not take four of these trams across the way, across Barham to the Warner Bros. Backlot.

Brilliant idea Mr. Spielberg, me and three other powder blue tuxedoed up Teamsters were brought over to be designated party drivers. We had a synchronized rout to follow with entertainment at every turn. From 1920’s Flapper Girls to the contemporary version of Batman, this evening had no clock. The entire history of this studio has come together tonight. You can’t get tickets for this one….Private!

Every time I turn around there’re faces from legendary T.V Series surrounding me, such as Angie Dickinson and Earl Holliman, from Police Woman, who seemed very connected that evening. Jack Nicolson climbed on board for a ride and needless to say was a barrel of fun. I got to talk to Robert Stack, that’s Elliott Ness. I loved- The Untouchables. He snickered approvingly when I told him I grew up over at Desilu and we would recreate all your shootouts years later on those same sets. My battery powered Tommy Gun even had The Untouchables insignia on it…P.S “My Mom Loves You.’ I got caught up in the moment…

Most of the stars that evening were still at the peek of their careers. One guest just kept getting bigger and bigger after moving on from Showbiz…

His name, Ronald Reagan. He owned the evening, he is such the legend in this industry. He had just served as the 33rd President of the United States. A very successful 8 year term following his being Governor of California from 1967-1975. Prior to that, he was twice president of the Screen Actors Guild. His secret service took up much of the tram he was seated in.

For our part of the event, we delivered history from the blue seat cushions with myself behind the wheel. Four Universal Tour Guides came along for the ride. I’ve been on this lot before and drove around this studio dressed up as John Boy Walton. In 1975, that hit series filmed regularly on this backlot and on this Christmas Day, the lot was deserted, except for myself and couple trespassing friends. One thing lead to another and costumes found inside the Ford Coupe just happened to fit perfectly. We became The Waltons, on Christmas Day …No-Less.

While most of America watched A Walton Christmas, “we were” the Waltons on that day. My friends and I drove all over the lot that 1975 afternoon. We owned this place. 15 years later, I’m driving the former President of the United States along these same streets. Just call me -“John Boy” when the crew’s on hiatus. We share the same Birthday -June 13th, wear the same clothes, drive the same cars. The Odd Couple has nothing on us…

This tour rout excluded the Walton House, since it’s located in a dark corner adjacent to a jungle. A spin down Laramie Street and Dukes of Hazard Small Town Square polished off the backlot entertainment. I’ve met or witnessed several of these same actors film scenes here, on these same sets from their TBS television series

I never could in my wildest dreams imagined 15 years after terrorizing the Walton’s set, I’d be driving the President of the United States down these same streets. My O’My- it’s a small world on these backlots.

Top 12 Parties of all -time. Rated in order are;

1-Belshazzar’s Feast, the ruling co-agent of Babylon, through a party for a thousand of his closest friends. Silver Goblets taken from Jerusalem after the conquer were used to sip beer from these sacred vessels. This party could easily be recreated on the lot. I’ve been on sets like this.

2-Andrew Jackson’s “Whitehouse Cheese Party” in 1837. Chosen “number two” all time.

In 1836, a dairy farmer gifted Andrew Jackson a 1,400 pound “wheel of cheese. After aging for a year at the Whitehouse, a party was thrown on Washington’s Birthday in 1837. Supposedly, this was the wildest party ever at Our Nation’s Capital.

3-Admiral Russell’s Cocktail Party1961.

A fountain full of spirits so large bartenders used Gondola’s to move about while serving drinks.Recreated from 1694 when The Admiral of the Mediterranean Fleet invited 5000 sailors to a week long event. “Drunk as a sailor” was coined.

When Germany surrendered to Allied Forces in 1945, people around the world took to the streets.

To celebrate this premier in Paris, a grand fete was thrown on the Seine River by hosts Gerald and Sarah Murphy in 1923. This husband and wife team were the inspiration behind F.Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Great Gatsby.”

Yep, this was the party Marilyn Monroe sang a very seductive version of “Happy Birthday …Mr President” This event took place at Madison Square Garden with 15000 people in attendance. Mr Kennedy’s 45th Birthday was hosted by Jack Benny. Ella Fitzgerald performed. The dress worn by Ms. Monroe during the sultry rendition to our leader would become the world’s most expensive dress.

Over 400,000 showed up for this party in the Catskills for three days of music, love, peace, and understanding. Some of the greatest artists ever performed at this event including Jimi Hendrix and not to be outdone Alvin Lee of 10 Years After. A very special time in U.S History with Viet Nam raging.

The wildest themed party ever was probably this event hosted by Marie- Helene Rothschild. Everyone from Audrey Hepburn to Salvador Dali were guests at Chateau Ferrieres for a Surrealist Ball in 1972. Dinner plates were covered with fur. A mannequin corpse sat at the table. Guests wore surrealist outfits, including deer masks with tears made from diamonds.

Of all the glamorous parties held here at Studio 54, Bianca Jagger’s 30th Birthday party in 1977 tops the list. Fashion designer Halston clothed our guest of honor, Bianca climbed aboard a white horse and was lead around by a nude man covered with gold glitter on the dance floor. Could have been Donald Trump for all we know!

11. P.Diddy’s 2004 White Party

Top 12- All-Time Party’s. We’re in some fine company, what haven’t Glamour Trams been part of? Even the Pope rented one while visiting Los Angeles. His party ranked far below this- W.B’s, extravaganza.

34 years later..The Band Plays on...100th Anniversary Party, I.B.E.WMay 5th, 2024

Written and lived by …Donnie Norden

It sounds like you’re in for a fantastic time! Riding the tram packed with celebrities or relaxing like a star at the Warner Brothers lot must be an unforgettable experience. Enjoy your trip back in time and soak in the glamorous atmosphere. “All Aboard!”

A Day in the Life-Desilu Style

This story starts almost 60 years ago for me…

An opportunity of a life time presented itself recently, literally, the stars aligned. Like a portal, the backlot came alive again. It really never died, I easily block out the present and drift backwards into the past. Reruns keep this lot alive. A lot we all grew up on. Whether you’re watching Andy Griffith, Gomer Pyle, Hogan’s Heroes, Superman or Batman. Superheroes never die. My journey started in the mid 60’s as a boy -dressed as Batman.

A cape and mask bought with what seemed like a million Blue Chip Stamps provided my wardrobe. My sting ray bicycle provided transportation as I scrutinized both the main lot and backlot from the sidewalks surrounding them. I was a young caped crusader in search of-Adam West-the one and only Batman.

I was successful, I saw the Batmobile speed by me through the fence, zipping down the dirt road behind the Mayberry Courthouse. “He is real” was my first thought as I was blanketed by a huge cloud of Batmobile dust. Another time- little crusader “me” pulled up to the main gate on Ince Blvd. just behind Desi Arnaz’s office. The playing cards in my spokes making a flap flapping noise came to a screeching long slick tire stop as a pair of clams caught my attention. The episode using them had not aired yet so I wasn’t sure what I was looking at.

I probably was a sight to see, this kid on a bike with a cape and mask, so the “studio grips” handling this prop signaled towards Jimmy and me to come inside. Two Clams, two young crusaders- each in his own clam.

Something smells fishy. I too survived The Giant Clam

“Come on in -little kids!

As I became older, I broadened my scope from a little trycycling Opie Taylor to a Super Powered Caped Crusader. My bikes got faster too. I am wearing a Batman T-shirt, which I slept in. Basically, I never took it off!! I became all things Batman. Picture most left is my 6th Birthday, Jimmy is pictured to my right.

He looks stoned- like he’s been Bonging”

I had no idea I would inherit the landscape and become all things Desilu. Each camp, each set, each hilltop were mine. I had forts all over the lot including upstairs in the Taylor residence. You may already know I ended up with the infamous tree stump when the Stalag was removed for sets for another film “The Fortune.” made in !974. Starring Jack Nicholson and Warren Beatty.

I was so disheartened when I walked in on the removal of America’s favorite prison camp.

Gomer Pyle’s barracks were where so many of my trespasses began, located next to our creek entrance. Lockers and cots remained inside after the show was canceled, while still top rated television. You could sleep inside except for one problem, there was no back wall and the road was the busiest on the lot, due to the proximity to the main gate. Every show had to pass by this Camp Henderson set that greets all things entering this ranch.

“Ranch’ is the proper word, this studio lacked organization until Desi and Lucy took it over. The Desilu years were when this ranch looked more like a studio. Television made this backlot a studio, RKO was movies only, television changed the landscape. This was a busy as any studio in Hollywood back in the 60’s.

Time travel is my specialty, and the past connected to the future in a recent get together involving Dixie Griffith, Andy’s Daughter and a guest appearance by Duke Slater, AKA Ronnie Schell. I wish I still had my Bat Cape for this reflection backwards.

The Stars Align…one more time!

Camp Henderson- 1973

Camp Henderson -same angle. 1967

The morning starts at a fine Mexican Restaurant in Santa Monica called Gilbert’s. Seated from left to right is Mr.Ronnie Schell, Gregory Schell-co-producer/actor Mayberry Man, Maureen Miller, Culver City Historical Society and yours truly….Donnie Norden

I snuck in to Camp Henderson with real Marines, who were almost overpowered setting foot in this Desilu version of a Marine Base. We ended up getting atop the Hogan’s Heroes bridge in my military tour. My late friend Brian would bring real deal Recon Rangers as word spread around his platoon. That’s the subject at this moment in this picture. That’s a great story that you can read in my just released book-“Uninvited Visitor” now yours to read. Available on Amazon.

Gregory and Ronnie in my front yard. The Mayberry Group is about to arrive for a look at “things” I found on old movie backlots. I acquired that statue that is stationed in between Ronnie and Gregory at …Desilu

The lovely Dixie Griffith, daughter of Andy Griffith, and the Mayberry gang all crammed amongst my Marion Davies mirrors and artifacts. Directly opposite the wonderful Ms. Griffith is author Randy Turner. Marion’s presence was felt as she cordially received her guests. It would be very likely, Andy Griffith himself would be present in the mirror pictured since it was on the old Desilu lot and still used as a makeup trailer up until 70s…

Some of Randy’s fine work on this classic TV series. After 60 Years Andy Griffith is still must see “again and again” TV

Ladies and Gentlemen….Mr. Bruce Bilson. This legendary Director was an assistant director on the original Andy Griffith. His name caught my eye since Andy Griffith reruns preceded Hogan’s Heroes every morning on KTTV Channel 11. Bruce’s name was on all my favorite shows. “Who is this guy” before Google, info was hard to get. I always wished I could meet him for over 50 years. Now he’s in my phone, What a wonderful world it is, especially 50 years ago Bruce directed two more favorites- Get Smart and Love American Style

Speaking of Love– Bruce has a book out, I just ordered mine. He shared stories over at Paramount directing many episodes of this Friday Night must see T.V. I miss those days- I will continue to take you back to a time before cell phones and computers, you won’t want to come back. Bruce’s book can be found on Amazon as well as that book Bruce was looking through..Hole in the Fence. There is love in my books too with a lot of other craziness Uninvited Visitor-my second in the anthology has arrived there also. Amazon is now inhabiting the Desilu lot-by the way.

Yeah -He’s this guy!

Bruce Bilson, 3rd column, #658-Director. Sheet found inside barracks at Stalag 13

We embark from my house to Desilu –

A crusade I made daily in the 70’s-I’m now making with Desilu legends. I hope my mom and dad, now in heaven enjoyed this moment. My parents former bedroom is now a studio museum where stars and family from the present can slip back into the past. Our three car caravan has arrived as we enter where the courthouse and church stood. Mayberry Gang has come back to roost in “The Real Mayberry,” and is in a large customized van. I’m in the backseat, Gregory driving and Ronnie “Duke Slater” when he filmed here sitting “shotgun”

Our first stop will be Camp Henderson. But first, we need to talk past a guard to get in, I smooth talk our way in. Some things never change…

Guards never cease to pop up in my world. It would be your moral imperative to let Hollywood legend, Mr. Ronnie Schell through these gates, I negotiate from the backseat. Just past that “stop” sign is Camp Henderson. He is guarding a basecamp-star trailers- for a reality TV show, just out of view.

Entire scope pictured here…

The Desilu Backlot, pictured in 1965, the backlots were a gold rush across town due to television. This backlot could be filming several TV shows at once, so not just one favorite show filming at one time, actually several cameras could be rolling on all the different exteriors.

We park exactly where the barracks stood as Ronnie takes it all in. At this moment, I cannot believe little Donnie Norden has returned to sets that were removed 50 years ago, hanging with the Schells. We are returning to place we saw every day for years. Actually, Gomer Pyle was at Paramount stages and did exterior camp scenes on Thursday and Friday. The Desilu interview begins exactly where roll call took place. Just picture Frank Sutton drilling his troops. Everybody loved Frank, I did, the show needed toughness to off set Gomer’s Goofiness. Ronnie pointed out how everyone in Hollywood loved Jim Nabors. The show was in the top 10 on ratings for its entire existence. Jim was ready to move on from Desilu. Ronnie pointed that out proudly. Few series stop while so successful. All said with a special Twinkle in Ronnie”s eyes. Powerful moment of a long seated passion, returning to exactly, where history was made.

Under shade of still existing Eucalyptus trees, the last living things left here on this lot. These trees are actually T.V. Stars as they listen to our stories from yesteryear. They existed even prior to this set being built in 1964. If trees could smile –these would.

Dogs- If you mention dogs to Ronnie, his tail wags and he looks at you eagerly like you’re about to introduce him to one. He brags of a golden retriever and wants to see pictures of your dog. We could have talked dogs all day. I told him my Rottweiler Thora was up the street with a playmate just now. I mentioned that she likes to shag balls for me when I hit them up at what used to be MGM Lot 3. He immediately turned the subject to baseball with much of the same enthusiasm. Ronnie is the proud owner of over 300 minor league baseball caps. He actually played some semi pro ball before enlisting in the Air Force. He said he would perform for the guys while in the Air Force and his focus turned to acting. It must have been comfortable to take a role in Gomer Pyle, USMC where his character, Private Duke Slater became so lovable. Ronnie self-proclaimed himself as the “slowest rising star in Hollywood.”

I ask ” What was the deal with Roman Gabriel, Rams QB, and Jim Nabors. Ronnie told me Roman has visited the set to see Jim. “I think to myself, he could been Running Bear in that episode. Cut to the chase “was my football idol having relations with Gomer?” Schell replies “No, but-Jim might have wanted to.” Jim traveled with the Rams to many cities and sung the national anthem. That was a question I had on my mind for decades…The Roman Gabriel /Jim Nabors connection, in particular, was Roman a visitor to this set.

R.I.P to number-18-Roman Gabriel, who just passed on right after my visit. He has been on this set at Desilu. Thanks for the Memories…

“What was this lot like on a busy day?” Desilu is television and much of it took place here. He responds by saying “I visited over at Stalag 13 and walked all over the lot, my favorite set was The Atlanta Depot from Gone With the Wind. I respond “that was torn down years before the rest of the lot, but I had a fort in the Mayberry R.F.D. house that sat adjacent to this depot.

I asked him about the contrast between his Duke Slater character and his night club act on the Vegas circuit. I would have loved to have seen some of those performances. He fondly remembered touring with The Kingston Trio and when I asked him to refresh my memory of their songs, he broke into “Tom Dooley.” He also performed alongside such greats as Don Rickles, Joan Rivers, Phyllis Diller, Sammy Davis, Jr., Jim Nabors, Andy Griffith, Don Knotts and the beat goes on..

Desi Arnaz– what was he like?” I ask a man who knows. “A tough drunk” first thing from his mind. I respond “My dad drank in the same bar, right across street from Desi’s office, next to the Culver Hotel. This entire neighborhood is rich in film history. My favorite people are old people, especially studio folk, any function, I even learned to like security guards. Back to the bar, my dad saw Desi get kicked out for little bit of everything-to be nice here. Desi stood up and yelled to to the patrons “Where’s the next closest bar?

Andy Griffith- what was he like? Ronnie says “he could be a rough customer.” but he and Andy were friends and he enjoyed touring with him.

Understand everyone in Hollywood drank, on the clock, in their roles. Neighbors on Lucerne swear to me the Batmobile was parked in front of their house as the caped crusader sipped from a beer can inside a paper bag.

Listen kid, everybody smokes and drinks around here- so toughen up or ship out!…”Yes Sir, I willNo truer words from my favorite tough guy, Lee Marvin.

Seriously, everybody does smoke and drink around here…

Surely Marlo Thomas didn’t drink or smoke, “tell me about That Girl.” Turns out Ronnie and Ted Bessell were the best of friends. They were such a likeable team on Gomer Pyle USMC. He said that Ted was a very funny man. So funny in fact a big smile came upon him. I wondered what he was thinking about right then. Ted’s character of boyfriend Donald Hollinger was the perfect funny man/straight man combination for the bubbly (Marlo Thomas) character Ann Marie in “That Girl.” Ronnie was very sad when Ted passed away.

Ronnie expressed high regard for Ms. Thomas and her father Danny. “Danny Thomas was a class act,” the former “St. Jude” spokesman and that torch is now carried by Marlo Thomas. She was was my first ever TV girl crush. I loved the opening credits, the song, Marlo in all her vibrance, and a speeding train, it all made me feel good. I looked forward to-“Getting older.” I mentioned that Marlo Thomas has followed a story or two of the Phantom of the Backlots page. Shazam Marlo!

Danny Thomas, Dann Cahn, and Desi Arnaz. This photo provided by Daniel Cahn, son of another legendary figure at Desilu. What’s in that box must remain private. Let your imagination run wild… The expressions are all you need.

You don’t drink, don’t smoke, what do you do? Only insiders would know for sure…

Ted Bessell was Ronnie’s best friend and was a regular on Gomer also. Neat to know…

Ronnie Schell as Duke Slater, Ted Bessell as Frankie, and an irate Sgt. Carter, played by the legendary Frank Sutton. Ronnie said that Frank was not as gruff as he appeared in the series and was actually a very nice man. He shared a picture of Frank and his wife and said there were ups and downs career wise for the actor. Frank made his breakthrough in the Academy Award winning film “Marty.”

We have arrived at Camp Henderson, to think I’m pulling in with a star, to a place he worked at and I played at…Time stands still for us this afternoon.

What a sharp looking cast-Jim– looks rock-star…so 60’s. Jim was known to serenade girls at the main gate on Ince Blvd, while handing out cherry LifeSavers.

I mention next-Dick Van Dyke, Ronnie changes lanes and speaks of Jerry Van Dyke, “The best man at Ronnie’s wedding” in 1968. He is still very happily married to the former Janet Rodeberg. Greg and Chris Schell complete the family picture. This afternoon, Gregory, who helped set up this experience, was present for all things. Greg has many of the same gracious qualities as his father and is a pleasure to visit with. We all became friends and look forward to more “reflections of the way life used to be.”

Good things happen to good people…

Banjo Playing Deputy…

Just happen to have a call sheet of this Desilu series, found inside Stalag 13

Bob Crane, his camp borders your camp, what was he like?

“A gentleman, all around nice guy”…”tell me” as I begin to brag, “were you ever in the tree stump tunnel? “Ronnie says “Yeah, if I remember correctly!” Cool because I ended up with that as my ultimate souvenir, until discovering Marion Davies trailer hidden in a yard next to Stalag 13.”

Robert Clary- a real POW, any remembrances?

The answer Ronnie Schell passionately exhibited was almost verbatim to this search engine breakdown. Off the top of his head, Ronnie knew exactly his life story. I never knew all this. I “Donnie” met Robert on MGM’s backlot. I sat in a folding chair alongside him on the set of Fantasy Island. In my 3rd book, not yet published, sit along side us as we talk while final set preps are taking place. I’m 17, he’s playing a prisoner for life in his final role in character. Ipsy Dauphin is the character and he must escape with Bert Convy to never set foot on free land again. At that time, I had the tree stump a block away from this MGM set, I invited him over to see it! He didn’t take me up on it but we talked about the Stalag 13 and I broke the news Stalag 13 was no longer. I had no idea then he really lived this nightmare. With respect from all who knew him, R.I.P. my friend Le Beau.

Just happen to have this scene page at my house.

That scene page is this moment…

Clocks begin functioning forward again as my Mayberry Group constituents, due to time restraints, must exit the backlot. But not before presenting me a cherished, very hard earned Desilu degree. I’m now officially captured as a citizen of Mayberry.

Share my enthusiasm please, to be handed this certificate just a few feet away from where Goober and Gomer’s filling station once stood -will always be a cherished moment…

See ya all next time…

As Ronnie and Greg were about to exit through a side gate, I told them they better exit past the guard so he could see that Ronnie Schell was not out trespassing in Desilu.

Written and lived by…Maureen Miller and Donnie Norden