Columbia Ranch Retro/A.I. Update-2025

The Columbia Ranch and the conceptual future…

The Future is Now …Ready for business in the Artificial Intelligence Era of Film Making

Gate 11 on Hollywood Way- as the sun sets on my old ranch backlot. Maureen and I bidding another backlot farewell. as the guard in the shack screams and calls the police.

Not my first Rodeo…

Here is an example of A.I at work- who is who and what is what…The Twilight Zone

Security in a panic-that part is real-“Hey buddy, your pissing me off.says Donnie the transformed ape..Fantastic examples of A.I.-right down to shadow placement. You use any picture as a base point, and simple audio commands create whatever ambiance you are looking for. This is the new Hollywood, game changing stuff-what could go wrong…EVERYTHING! Enjoy it before we become the prey to an intelligence that thinks and acts at the speed of light and never sleeps…

Gate 11 now- That W.B on the street sign may turn into ….Netflix

The new Gate 11 -Ready for service.

Obey all traffic laws, no cameras or recording equipment- is the first two rules…

More rules…You will do time here in Burbank”

They still insist you “Keep Out” The new boss is the same as the old boss-“Don’t Get Fooled Again”

This tree was saved because-it’s in a shopping center where we use to enter this Studio ranch. Warner Brothers chose scorched earth and removed every single set, tree or bush. Behind this wall use to be Fantasy Island.Picture on left taken when sets existed-the other two our what we have today.

This was an old growth jungle, that’s why this set was built in this zone-a wonderful jungle greeted you.

The few stages this lot use to have can be seen in this picture only because the jungle had just been removed, otherwise magnificent trees towered above these barb wired walls.

The buildings overlooking the fountain and park set.

View from the rooftops…

Another view from the rooftops-A stage in the distance, The Fantasy Island Jungle as you creep closer and storage of things once used on shows.

Let’s go around the corner, check that fence out…More rules- Like Catholic School!

When sets shadowed city streets…

Oak St, -Stage 66 replaced my favorite Witch!

Wiggle your nose Sam, make it comeback like it was!”

Stages that probably can simulate artificially what use to be here, albeit ARTIFICIAL.

On lot” picture and appearance from street side.

This street has lost it’s Lucky Charms…

Zero Appeal Gate 31. That fence is built like a ladder, I could easily climb this at age 65. Expect a bank of cameras here soon. This once wonderful ranch now looks like a hospital …

Get Me Outta Here!” says Hooper.

Even the Partridge Family wants no part of this “Artificial Hollywood

A short hop from the Ranch to Warner Brothers on Hollywood Way.This car wash serviced part of our fleet at Universal Tours. Stand -By Transportation Vehicles were cleaned up at this car wash that serviced these 3 studios near by. The Ranch, W.B, and Universal, I would get calls to run vehicles through here when our own garage was too busy to wash cars, vans etc. The tram garage main focus was keeping trams up, running and clean.

I use to drive these in real life-what a fun job this was!….The stories these trams could tell !

Several trams have retired…The next thing you know-This tour will be …Artificial!

I have a site on WordPress-The Glamour Tram. Real life ” foot on the pedal” Tram Stories…Take a Ride with me!

These trams have been rolling since 1964, this one is going through the Earthquake animation.Boulders made of Styrofoam tumble towards this original Pink and White Tram.

A Future I didn’t need to see…

I just was at my old stomping grounds for a Christmas Party at The Universal Sheraton and drove around the Warner Brothers backlot and the Columbia Ranch. Of course I was saddened. I had to force myself to see what was the Columbia Ranch. Little did I know it’s still a virgin.

Not for long-finishing touches are being put in place and the future is here, weather you signed up for it or not. I spent a lot of time here beginning in the mid 70’s. This place replaced my urge to trespass when MGM was torn down. This became our go to lot. I trespassed all the studios in every city back then. No cameras, no sensors, the doors usually weren’t even locked where valuable props were stored.

This place, as was MGM, was extremely busy right until demolition started. Covid delayed the tear down because of the need for control for film crews to be in a safe environment. Filming did not stop, backlots still see lots of action. Universal and Warner Brothers get other studios rentals that no longer have backlot options. Scenes with lots of effects especially prefer being on backlots. Jumanji is currently at the Universal as I write this. Proof the backlots will always be popular to use if left standing.

I visited an old neighborhood above Universal...From a road above Universal-A train is at the backdrop surrounded by Blue Screen pictured right, At left, you see a Base Camp for Jumanji and the Psycho House. The Rock and Jack Black are the stars. My point is Backlots allow companies many more options than locations that require a ton of permits just to tie your shoes!

This is how my backlot looks today, right before Christmas 2025. Harry Potter’s Castle replaced the Universal Amphitheater, you can see the turrets above the giant blue backdrop. Stage 30 did not exist when I was there, Universal has added several high tech stages to keep up the cutting edge of how films will be made going forward. Stage 30 is located right behind Mayfield, or for others, The Back to the Future clock tower.

Our Destination for today’s party….

A peek inside The Sheraton Universal, our party is located on the 21st floor in a building Telly Savalas use to have a popular bar in. He lived here in a Penthouse. Kojak knew how to have a good time. His stories are legendary from us who met him, he use to offer up free booze to our tour guides.

View from floor 21. A Roller Coaster is being built where the Universal Sign use to display itself to the entire valley, but now Universal is is a resort / theme park/ studio.

The next big thing at Universal Tours is….A Roller Coaster

Merry Christmas…From all of us retired studio electricians- to all of you!

Written and Lived by….Donnie Norden

A Most Mysterious Location- Vasquez Rocks

Strange Space Craft are known to come and go from this desolate location that doubles as… The Outer Limits

The Zanti’s invade Vasquez Rocks

What’s up there?”

Welcome tiny visitors”…

This craft took off -To the MGM Backlot 3, and MGM Security- known for their shooting prowess- finished this job off on the Backlot. The Zanti Misfits-The Outer-limits

Folks are not always welcome…People are Strange” applies here.

Who runs this place that has no clocks- just shifting sands to register time…

Beam me up Scotty…NOW!

My favorite visitors have arrived…

No room for humans here…I wore that helmet at MGM. 1974 T.V series... I had long hair sticking out and a guard who hates me showed up and ran at me. I didn’t move because I had a pass. I also had on Ape hand gloves and a rifle. What a sight to see, crew was around corner having lunch and put on what actors took off to eat. I was more imposing than security. Only thing missing was my horse, which was tied up when this all took place. A great story in my first book- Hole in the Fence

Whose in charge here?

Cowboys and Aliens both roam around here

We need more cowboys…

Gathering forces…

We need the most Bad Ass Cowboys in these parts Lee- We’re under attack from Outer Space!

This calls for a Singing Cowboy- Roy Rogers is on his way Maybe he can bring PeaceOn location in “The Fall Guy”

Just be careful and …I love You!“- My mom use to say that to me every time I walked out the front door.

The Battle forAyahuasca…Blazing Saddles 1974

I hear Hollywood is sending in troops..

We can clean this up”Says Andy Griffith to a young Jeff Bridges

This film (Hearts of the West) was also filmed on the MGM Backlot in 1975. The following year-Jeff Bridges would return to the MGM backlot for an extended stay on the Block Buster “King Kong” Lots to say on that in my second book – The Uninvited Visitor. Recommended reading unlike anything done on the subject.

Captain Kirk is our friend out here, you remember that youngster !says Andy Griffith.

Play dead if your out numbered…

Turns outIn pre historic days...”They made movies here!“-Used as Bedrock in The Flintstones.

Yabba -Dabba – Do... Your mileage may very!

Something called –The FlintstonesTalking about My Generation

(Bed Rock ) can be found at this location.

Blazing Saddles then and now…

Austin Powers – Dr. Evil’s Lair found it’s way to Vasquez Rocks

This film also used the Universal Backlot-New York Street became “London” for a few shots.

1931 -Dracula picture left is a stage coach opening scene -to the right is a combo matte painting of castle and Vasquez Rocks. Stage Coach headed to castle in both pictures

Vasquez doubles as Tibet- this is my favorite picture of all things done hereSpooky Cool History..“.Lets slide out of here to 1996”

We have arrived in style 1996-“There’s Jerry, Sliding in !

Sliders was a Universal T.V Sci-Fi series broadcast from 1995-2000.. I went On-Location with this show and we filmed at Vasquez Rocks. I operated a Wind Machine, to blow dust in background of a tiny house put together out in the middle of ‘No where.” One of Hollywoods true gentlemen starred in this series, Mr Jerry O’ Connell. My picture with him is from another series that never aired, The Munsters. In the picture on the right, he is in costume as Herman Munster. After 2 weeks of shooting and a boat load of money to build interior/exterior versions of 1313 Mockingbird Lane, Universal had to pull the plug as Director Bryan Singer became entangled in serious legal problems. The concept of this remake was to make a sinister version of America’s Favorite Monster Family.

Location directions- I was a wind machine operator on the TV series- Sliders

We used 4 Ritter Fans a Full Throttle to create Tornadoes. Hot fun in the summertime. Running wind machines with Special Effects is the funnest aspect of my job.

This is a wind machine, better known as a Ritter Fan. Operated by electricians in unison with Special Effects. We control throttle and air speed. Effects tosses debris (leaves, dirt, trash etc) or water in front of the blades for rain storms. They are silent at low R.P.M’s so dialogue can coincide as wind blows on actors. The fan blades are wood and are as big as a propellor on a plane. Actors ‘I’ve Blown Wind Nn” -seriously- include Harrison Ford in the feature (Crystal Skulls), Tom Cruise in (War of the Worlds) and (Minority Report) and my two favorite Pirates, Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom, and a ship load of crusty lads aboard – The Black Pearl. Subtle ocean breezes we can control. I want to salute Special Effects for all they do to create what’s needed, there is no such thing as ‘we can’t” -the sky is the limit. Welcome to My World, It’s fun place to be, and I can control the weather.

The World Famous Vasquez Rocks ;

Located in the high desert near Agua Dulce- this park features 932 acres of spectacular rock formations and is a favorite filming location for Hollywood. The history here began in Prehistoric times, so naturally- The Flintstones Production Company built the town of Bedrock on this site. The village is nestled under jagged sandstone rock formations. Estimated to have to been created 25 million years ago. The San Andreas Fault helped shape the rocks we see today.

Included in a long list film history include the 1931 classic Dracula, Blazing Saddles-1974, Austin Powers- The International Man of Mystery -1997.

The Name Vasquez Comes From;

In 1874-Tiburciuo Vasquez, one of California’s most notorious bandits, used these rocks to elude capture by law enforcement. That sounds like movie to me.

Two episodes of Bonanza were filmed here- first in 1964-(Between Heaven and Earth)-a perfect title to describe this area. Joe Cartwright, while climbing the rocks to see the terrain, loses his rifle in a crevice. He becomes reckless and embarrassed. Ben realizes something is wrong and gives him guidance.

In 1966, Bonaza returns in an episode “Ride the Wind.” Sounds like wind machine call to me. The plot- in a nutshell-The Pony Express comes to Virgina City and Little Joe decides to team up with them. That takes us to our Vasquez Rocks location. Indians harshly react to express riders invading their land.

I included a map in this post and I highly recommend visiting this special yet mysterious place with such deep history…

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden.

Follow me back to 1976 in my most recent book …”The Uninvited Visitor.” Available on Amazon. The Book with King Kong on the Cover.

Universal Studios 1967 Fire

Universal Studios European Village in the 1930’s era…Sets I would never get to explore.

1967- Sets affected that remained for decades more, include The Court of Miracles, buildings closest and not entirely engulfed and Spartacus Square. In this photo, a section of buildings on right of frame would remain standing. Paint, wood and stucco would repair the cosmetics as firefighters preserved the integrity of the stairway leading up to the structure itself.

The rooftops I’m on in this picture were built to replace the buildings devastated by the fire.the 1987 fire. This section burned twice, 67 and 87. Construction would start immediately after clean up. The buildings on the left -across the way are in pictures where fire department was battling the blaze. They saved the front side and that street was repaired. Spartacus-most distant- right side of frame avoided any damage. These rooftops pictured-have burned down twice.

Both sides of street burned below me, the cobblestone road is original as buildings went up in foot print of original.

You can see this building from rooftop pics-notice the gated columns. Building salvaged and repaired.

Same building in flames 40 years later…Dressed for- Monuments of Men. A George Clooney film 2014

Buildings in Spartacus Square that survived and were repaired. No longer do they exist, Sound Stages fill this area now.

This building survived and was repaired…Same courtyard, fire department is seen battling in 1967.

Universal color photos from Company 51, Our Emergency Fire Department on the lot.

Spartacus- not touched but as close as you can be. This photo is “Berlin” in Monuments of Men. 2014. Spartacus was torn down, deemed unsafe by the fire department.- I can vouch for that, we had electrical panels on the backside where we ran cables for lighting and transportation power, The floor caved in on me one evening carry a heavy load of electrical cables. Wolfgang Puck Food and Wine festivals used this section of the backlot for magnificent parties. All the food and wine you could handle, entertainment, fancy lighting and movie props, such as statues, sarcophagus’s, chariots, and harems. An annual huge event…some buildings deemed unsafe basically ended this event. Now, brand new stages stand in this area.

Spartacus Set survived as flames surrounded it. In the two New York Street fires I experienced, helicopters were key to saving the lot, especially the film vaults. The main focus was film storage and water dropping helicopters filled up “rapid fire” from our Red Sea. Our lake helped fight these fires.

Spartacus Set-The Long Building in right of frame with a dirt road behind it miraculously survived this event. Universal Studios hosted a party sponsored by Wolfgang Puck, annually, called an American Food and Wine Festival. Mood Lighting, Music, Set Decorations, Spirits and Gourmet Food awaited you. Often used for Basecamps, trailers and tents packed this square. No longer exists…

I would guess this is after the 67′ fire. Everything is exactly detailed as it was. every doorway had an electrical panel inside. Called shore power, we could handle large events here power wise, plus, we back it up with generators in case something gets over amped! The show must go on…

Replacements of what burned down…

And on my side of the tram”…I did this a thousands times at least….Trams exiting the Parting of the Red Sea next will end up here…

My focus of amazement is not the fire itself, it’s the Showboat in the Black Lagoon. McHale’s Navy filmed in this quadrant of the backlot from 1962 to 1966. In fact, I see P.T. Boats next to a structure we called the Snow House. Fake snow was stored inside. The River Boat would be relocated for a Studio Tour highlight at the opposite end of this lake. The lagoon branches off the lake. This is also where The Parting of the Red Sea animation on your Glamour Tram Tour would be built. The sea would part and trams would drive through here on the way to European Street. That Showboat had 3 separate locations on this lake that I know of. It was not seaworthy when I explored it. This Showboat, Lagoon, and The Parting of the Red Sea no longer exist. The Lagoon became a Satellite Farm for large Satellite Dishes for NBC to broadcast live.

Everything with a gray roof pictured here is a rebuild. Fringe sets, farthest away survived fire.

Court of Miracles is about to become engulfed.

This alley still stands today- all this burned in 1967.

Cobblestone still remains from this fiery event. Castle from The Scorpion King.

This “Court of Miracles” area is often used for catering-tents, tables and a nearby catering truck circle the fountain. A nice place to eat!

It’s a miracle what this fountain has “lived” through…

Our fountain survived the fire, and sits in The Court of Miracles to this day. The most special “prop” on the backlot. It has four flying Lions, and has been used in everything from Monster Movies to Playboy shoots. This fountain has seen it all!

Court of Miracles fountain withstood this holocaust but this village burned. The building in background is the final stop of the Universal Train used in all our old westerns. The tracks continually do a slight curve to give impression they disappear into the frontier. I will take down those tracks in future post.

That’s where my beloved fountain was located in the 1967 Fire.

Every picture tells a story…Be Cautious and follow me, this is my home away from home!

Let’s begin in a blaze of fire-1967. Historic sets, chateaus, and villages, areas most utilized in classic Universal Monsters Films. Chew on that for a moment.

Strange Things Lurk Here

The staple of Universal Pictures, Monsters roamed freely here. It’s almost fitting these ghosts from the past disappeared in one flaming afternoon. Only they didn’t die, nothing really dies around here…it’s the very place I take you through today. Walk softly, trust your instincts, you’re in the footsteps,,, of Monsters.

Two stages still exist that were used in Boris Karloff and Bela Lugosi films-a third, Stage 28, the most haunted of all-has been removed- willingly by NBC Universal. Shame on them, you have unleashed a curse! Stage 12 and 27 remain as testament to studio origins.

Monsters are our Friends

Personally, I would have made Stage 28 the defacto museum of Universal history. The Paris Opera House was built inside and these walls from the Original Phantom of the Opera have been witness to all our history.

Better known as- The Glamour Tram. Celebrating 60 Years on the Backlot

Who Didn’t watch- The Munsters.

Even the Beatles watched them– then they all met in person when the Beatles played in Dodger Stadium in 1965. Unable to book hotels because of potential of being over run, Founder Lew Wasserman put them up here at Universal. If you do not know-MCA stands for Music Corporation of America. That’s who signed my paychecks -those three formidable letters. Monsters and Rock Stars united. A decade later Paul McCartney would return with new friends who love monsters…

Everyone loves our Monsters…

Even Steven Spielberg...This Frankenstein set is located inside Amblin Entertainment. Steven always uses our oldest biggest stages- where all our monster history took place on the front lot.

Let’s Tour the Backlot Sets used in these iconic films…

All Aboard-I’ll Drive!”

No Smoking is the first rule you will hear from these pretty ladies. To build up enthusiasm, guides are provided “call sheets” to point out who and what we may run into on today’s tour. In 1967-these were the studio productions…

Tram Keeps a Rollin…

After a leisurely tour outside stages we enter the backlot. “All original streets back then.” The P.T. Boat 73- from McHale’s Navy still sits in the lagoon after the show was canceled,” points out our beautiful Glamour Tram Tour Guide. Let’s push on through the Red Sea- Part the Waters Everybody.”

My cue” to activate the genie that triggers a drain to lower the water level.

Ahead you see trailers that are used as dressing rooms during filming.” says our expert sitting next to me.

Sometimes – the water level is higher than other times creating severe drag on these vehicles that carry 125 passengers. With wet tires and wet roadways from previous trams ahead of us-this can be a “spinning tire- 16 wheel battle.” On the other side is our Little Europe Set, Spartacus, and the Court of Miracles.

As Blood, Sweat and Tears would sing back then “Spinning Wheel got to go ’round.” No truer words here…I sang that in my head. High water level also sometimes snagged women’s purses if they were on the steel plated floor. Once that happened on my tram with cash spreading into lagoon. The Tour Guide warns you to not leave things on the floor before proceeding through-“So we’re covered-pay attention!”

What a difference a year makes, Red Sea Location – Right before the 1967 Fire McHale’s Navy was still on the air. Dry docked in photo on the right. The Creature from The Black Lagoon set became the Parting of the Red Sea for a rapidly and successfully developing Universal Studio Tour.

Are those flames ahead ?”

Our vintage tour ends here in the first big Universal Backlot Fire. I saw three huge backlot fires in my career. Two on New York Street and one in our European street area featured today. That was quickly contained limiting damage, so fact is -this area burned again in 1987. It was contained to 4 structures and rebuilt very quickly.

History repeats itself around here…

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden