A Cat in a Hat-Batman Style

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A black theatrical makeup case labeled 'PROPERTY OF CATWOMAN' with a golden handle, held by a gloved hand, casting shadows on a light-colored wall.

What a cool briefcase prop and matching claw.

A woman wearing a black cat-themed mask and a sparkling black dress, smiling at another person off-screen. She has cat ears and is accessorized with a gold chain necklace.

Catwoman has a trick up her sleeve…

A person dressed in a floral-patterned robe and headscarf, wearing glasses, converses with a woman in a black outfit with cat ears, standing at a door.

“May I help you – I am a CatLady, I own 12 cats?”

A woman wearing a black cat mask and gloves, smiling while extending her hand towards another character, with a soft-focus background of a house.
A woman in a black outfit and gloves touching a white door, leaving a red handprint, with a door knocker visible above.

“Time for a CatNap nice cat lady!“

An armored transport vehicle parked in front of a large, elegant house with green shutters, featuring brick steps and landscaped gardens. A person is walking up the steps towards the entrance.
A person in a uniform knocking on a white door using a brass knocker, casting a shadow.
An elderly woman in a floral hat and glasses stands at her front door, engaging with a young postal worker in a blue uniform.

An armored truck arrives at Desilu with a major star to escort this to the Gotham Bank.Main administration building at Desilu at this time. Desilu Arnaz offices in Culver City.

A police officer assists an elderly woman wearing a floral dress and a large hat as they descend the steps of a house, with a white door and green shutters in the background.
A man in a blue uniform stands smiling next to an elderly woman in a colorful, ornate dress and floral headpiece, with a grand white building featuring green shutters in the background.

“I will protect you and your large bank deposit” says a soon to be major star.

A woman dressed as a superheroine, wearing a black, shiny catsuit and a mask with cat ears, standing confidently with a smile. She has a gold belt and chain accessories, with a backdrop of stairs and greenery.

A future Cat Woman on a hot Prowl… Same Bat Porch.Same Cat Hide away– “I want my cut!” says Eartha Kitt.

A woman dressed in an old-fashioned outfit with large glasses and a headscarf sits beside a man in a formal suit, who is driving a vehicle. The setting appears to be inside a vehicle, with the focus on their expressions.

“This old lady is purring”…says James Brolin

A busy street scene featuring an armored truck, several classic cars, and pedestrians walking near a building labeled Gotham City Plaza.
An armored truck with the sign 'M. Foster & Son Armored Truck Line' parked in front of the Gotham State Building, with pedestrians walking by on the sidewalk.

Meanwhile on a intersection at 20th Century Fox lot- a whopping amount of cash has just arrived.

Two men in striped tiger outfits and masks confront a woman in a floral dress holding a bag.

Who is this lady under this hat?… asks these two cats

A woman in a black outfit with long red hair, wearing a decorative hat, is turning away while holding a purple shawl.
A woman dressed as a cat-themed villain wearing a black costume and a mask, with a fierce expression, standing in an indoor setting.

“It’s me you couple of stupid Fur Balls” -“Did you fuel my escape rocket ?

Two toy figures lie in red containers with oversized magnifying glasses positioned above them on a rooftop setting featuring a city skyline backdrop.

“Magnification, a simple, slow and painful death if we don’t escape now – I feel the Heat Batman!’ says wonder boy.

A glowing red arc emitting light against a dark background, possibly representing a light source or artistic effect.
Batman and Robin lying on red devices with steam, appearing to be in distress.
Batman and Robin lying on red platforms with steam rising around them, captured in a dramatic scene.

The Crusaders escaped our Bar B’Q – says a “Teed Off” Ms. Kitty

A bold red bat symbol in the foreground with buildings, vehicles, and a sign for Gotham Missile Corporation in the background.
A street scene in front of the Gotham State Building featuring several vintage cars, including a black Batmobile, a police car, and other classic vehicles. A group of people is gathered nearby, dressed in formal attire.

Let the Crime Fighting begin…

A person dressed as Batman, hanging in a posed position on an elevated platform, with a background featuring a wall-mounted display board.
A model of a superhero in a bat-themed costume, posed dramatically with arms extended, placed inside a compartment with jetpack-like devices underneath.
A superhero in a costume is ascending in an elevator with jet-powered rockets, emitting red flames from the back, beside a directory board.

“We need an elevator like this in …The Bat Cave.”

A person dressed as a superhero wearing a colorful costume with a red and green design, a large black hat, and a mask, striking a dynamic pose.
A woman dressed as a character in a black catsuit with a mask and cat ears, standing in a room with a modern interior and a statue in the background.

“You Boy Blunder-How are you not a piece of toast?”

A scene depicting a superhero sidekick being restrained by two villains in tiger-striped outfits while a third villain in a suit gestures from a distance.
A man in a suit and hat stands beside a purple rocket labeled 'GETAWAY ROCKETS' in a brightly lit room with curtains. A painting is visible in the background.

“Fix him you fools”

A scene featuring a stylish room with a large table and multiple chairs. A person dressed in black is climbing out of a window, while another person is inside, near a colorful rocket labeled 'Getaway Rocket' positioned in the room.

Time for me to fly…

A scene depicting a chaotic moment with characters dressed in costumes, including a figure in a bat-like suit, interacting around a large table. One character is on a purple getaway rocket, while others in humorous outfits seem to be reacting to the situation.

“I’m out of gas.”

A woman in a black catsuit and mask is dramatically riding a colorful toy vehicle labeled 'Getaway Rod' indoors, while another person in a striped outfit watches.
A woman dressed in a black cat costume with a mask, sitting on a purple vehicle, looking thoughtfully.

“No one filled up My Getaway Rocket – we need Leaded-ETHY, I told you!

A scene depicting a young superhero in a colorful costume, featuring a red top and green accents, being confronted by a villain in a gray hat. The background shows a city street with cars below.
Batman and Robin being restrained by a villain in a tiger-striped costume, set against an urban backdrop.

Meanwhile on the ledge of a high rise…

Batman and Robin being lifted by men in tiger-striped costumes in a colorful comic book scene.
Batman and Robin struggle against a villain in a dramatic scene, with Batman appearing to choke while Robin reacts in fear.
A character in a black catsuit and mask is perched on a ledge outside a building, holding a large, distinctive item. The scene is set against a clear blue sky with city buildings in the background.
A female superhero in a black catsuit poses on a high ledge of a building, overlooking a city skyline with high-rise buildings and clear blue skies.

Catwoman uses this moment to flee on the catwalks..

A woman dressed as a cat burglar wearing a black mask and outfit, holding a bag labeled '1000.' Her hair is long and wavy, and the background features a blue sky.
A close-up view of a female character dressed in a black cat suit and mask, looking down from a tall building, while a male character in a dark suit and mask is assisting her. Cars and a busy street can be seen below.

Our Maiden leaps, only to get stuck on a different ledge-Batman throws Catwoman a safety line.

Close-up of two hands, one wearing a black glove and the other hand cuffed in handcuffs, set against a colorful patterned background.

Her day in court…

A scene featuring multiple characters including a woman in a black cat costume, a man in a cape, and a young boy dressed as Robin, standing in a room with law enforcement officers in the background.

She looks very innocent to me.

Close-up of a woman with long, wavy hair styled in a glamorous look, wearing cat-ear hair accessories and dramatic makeup, including bold eyebrows and thick eyeliner.

Innocent as it gets …Tom Jones had her in mind “Pussy Cat-go powder that Pussy Cat nose, your so thrilling and I am willing to care for you, Your my sweet little Pussy Cat Girl…Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat – I love you, yes I do, your sweet little Pussy Cat eyes and those tiny shaped ears, and that sweet little Pussy Cat ….Nose!” Meow, a purring perfect, happy ending.

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden

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