A Cat in a Hat-Batman Style

A black theatrical makeup case labeled 'PROPERTY OF CATWOMAN' with a golden handle, held by a gloved hand, casting shadows on a light-colored wall.

What a cool briefcase prop and matching claw.

A woman wearing a black cat-themed mask and a sparkling black dress, smiling at another person off-screen. She has cat ears and is accessorized with a gold chain necklace.

Catwoman has a trick up her sleeve…

A person dressed in a floral-patterned robe and headscarf, wearing glasses, converses with a woman in a black outfit with cat ears, standing at a door.

“May I help you – I am a CatLady, I own 12 cats?”

“Time for a CatNap nice cat lady!“

An armored truck arrives at Desilu with a major star to escort this to the Gotham Bank.Main administration building at Desilu at this time. Desilu Arnaz offices in Culver City.

“I will protect you and your large bank deposit” says a soon to be major star.

A woman dressed as a superheroine, wearing a black, shiny catsuit and a mask with cat ears, standing confidently with a smile. She has a gold belt and chain accessories, with a backdrop of stairs and greenery.

A future Cat Woman on a hot Prowl… Same Bat Porch.Same Cat Hide away– “I want my cut!” says Eartha Kitt.

A woman dressed in an old-fashioned outfit with large glasses and a headscarf sits beside a man in a formal suit, who is driving a vehicle. The setting appears to be inside a vehicle, with the focus on their expressions.

“This old lady is purring”…says James Brolin

Meanwhile on a intersection at 20th Century Fox lot- a whopping amount of cash has just arrived.

Two men in striped tiger outfits and masks confront a woman in a floral dress holding a bag.

Who is this lady under this hat?… asks these two cats

“It’s me you couple of stupid Fur Balls” -“Did you fuel my escape rocket ?

Two toy figures lie in red containers with oversized magnifying glasses positioned above them on a rooftop setting featuring a city skyline backdrop.

“Magnification, a simple, slow and painful death if we don’t escape now – I feel the Heat Batman!’ says wonder boy.

The Crusaders escaped our Bar B’Q – says a “Teed Off” Ms. Kitty

A bold red bat symbol in the foreground with buildings, vehicles, and a sign for Gotham Missile Corporation in the background.
A street scene in front of the Gotham State Building featuring several vintage cars, including a black Batmobile, a police car, and other classic vehicles. A group of people is gathered nearby, dressed in formal attire.

Let the Crime Fighting begin…

“We need an elevator like this in …The Bat Cave.”

“You Boy Blunder-How are you not a piece of toast?”

“Fix him you fools”

A scene featuring a stylish room with a large table and multiple chairs. A person dressed in black is climbing out of a window, while another person is inside, near a colorful rocket labeled 'Getaway Rocket' positioned in the room.

Time for me to fly…

“I’m out of gas.”

“No one filled up My Getaway Rocket – we need Leaded-ETHY, I told you!

Meanwhile on the ledge of a high rise…

Batman and Robin being lifted by men in tiger-striped costumes in a colorful comic book scene.
Batman and Robin struggle against a villain in a dramatic scene, with Batman appearing to choke while Robin reacts in fear.

Catwoman uses this moment to flee on the catwalks..

Our Maiden leaps, only to get stuck on a different ledge-Batman throws Catwoman a safety line.

Close-up of two hands, one wearing a black glove and the other hand cuffed in handcuffs, set against a colorful patterned background.

Her day in court…

A scene featuring multiple characters including a woman in a black cat costume, a man in a cape, and a young boy dressed as Robin, standing in a room with law enforcement officers in the background.

She looks very innocent to me.

Close-up of a woman with long, wavy hair styled in a glamorous look, wearing cat-ear hair accessories and dramatic makeup, including bold eyebrows and thick eyeliner.

Innocent as it gets …Tom Jones had her in mind “Pussy Cat-go powder that Pussy Cat nose, your so thrilling and I am willing to care for you, Your my sweet little Pussy Cat Girl…Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat – I love you, yes I do, your sweet little Pussy Cat eyes and those tiny shaped ears, and that sweet little Pussy Cat ….Nose!” Meow, a purring perfect, happy ending.

Written and Lived by…Donnie Norden